Note all the Miami Coaches in the NFL now...and now 3 of 11 in Big 10 too...

I had to vote for Montgomery since the obvious choice wasn't offered.

Good one Oddball...I'd love to see Tim Rose back on their sideline.

Quote:Good one Oddball...I'd love to see Tim Rose back on their sideline.

When hell looks like this:

skeeter Wrote:

Quote:Good one Oddball...I'd love to see Tim Rose back on their sideline.

When hell looks like this:

Subject: Is Hell Exothermic?

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Here it is:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are
entering Hell, Let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles'
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.

this gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year, that "....it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you", and taking into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
having an affair with her and have no chance in the future, then #2 above
cannot be true, and thus: I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze
over."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"