On the 1st day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining

and a partridge in a pair tree.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Four threads on MAC attendance :rolleyes:

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Five MAC teams bowling!

Four threads on MAC attendance

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.


OK, I'm spent. I leave the rest in everyone else's capable hands.

From my Knights.......a repost of an earlier rant and to the tune of the same carol.
Happy Holidays
:D

For 10th game of the season , my Knights gave to me!!

10 penalties
9 missed tackles
8 injuries
7 blown assigments
6 sacks my goodness

5 fuuuummmmbblllles

4 I N Ts
3 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks
And a losing streak the leads the nation!!!


Statistically accurate 12 biggest seasonal stats :

For the 04 football season, my Knights gave to me:


11 straight losses**
72 punts
60 penalties
110 missed tackles
18 injuries
70 blown assingments
50 sacks My Goodness

27 fummmmmbbbbllllles

13 INTs
8 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks....
And a losing streak that leads the nation!!!!

**(15 if you count back to last year)

CMichFan Wrote:On the 1st day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining

and a partridge in a pair tree.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Four threads on MAC attendance :rolleyes:

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas, I logged in to see:

Five MAC teams bowling!

Four threads on MAC attendance

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.


OK, I'm spent. I leave the rest in everyone else's capable hands.

Doug and Bob McKenzie said it better.


And a beer..........i-in a tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas I logged in to see:

Six Falcons crying

Five MAC teams bowling!

Four threads on MAC attendance

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

rocketfootball Wrote:On the 6th day of Christmas I logged in to see:

Six Falcons crying

Five MAC teams bowling!

Four threads on MAC attendance

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

7 Marshall players arrested?

8 NIU wins?

For 04 my Huskies gave to me:

10 possible bowl matchups
9 Sheldon TDs
8 missed tackles on 1 play
7 Interceptions
6 guys wearing no shirt in 30 degree weather
5 Games....on.....TV
4 200 yard games by Wolfe
3 running backs
2 starting QBs
and an altercation in a local bar.

an altercation in a bar is the toughest 1 to swallow!

Captain Kangaroo Wrote:

rocketfootball Wrote:On the 6th day of Christmas I logged in to see:

Six Falcons crying

Five MAC teams bowling! 

Four threads on MAC attendance

Three new MAC football coaches

Two chins on Amstutz

EMU's president whining and a partridge in a pear tree.

7 Marshall players arrested?

You sure? I thought 7 was a 7 oz. can of green beans to get into an Akron game. :D

G-FORCE Wrote:8 NIU wins?

Are you guys gonna lose your bowl game? :D