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News Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
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Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
Quote:Imagine receiving an official notification from your state informing you that your dead dog has had their voting rights restored.

That’s just what happened to one family in Virginia. Thanks to a ‘voter rights restoration program’ under Governor Abigail Spanberger and the Virginia Democrats.

If this is a restoration program, does that mean that ‘Biscuit’ had voted in the past?

FOX News reports:

‘Biscuit’ the dog is latest dead felon to get their voting rights back from Spanberger, confused owner says

A Southside Virginia lawmaker is demanding an investigation after a constituent received an official rights-restoration certificate for his dog, Biscuit, a beagle-hound mix from Goochland County that died about five years ago.

The discovery follows the “Betty No Last Name” controversy in Chesapeake — where a purported convict lacking a surname had “her” rights restored — and raises fresh questions about the governor’s vetting process just days before voters decide whether to make felons’ voting-rights restoration automatic via an Election Day ballot measure supported by Richmond Democrats.

Del. Tom Garrett, R-Buckingham — who received the letter from the constituent who owned the pet — is now calling for an investigation into how Gov. Abigail Spanberger could have restored voting and jury-service rights to a deceased animal.

“This is not a question of whether people who have served their sentences deserve a second chance. This is a question of whether the Commonwealth is exercising one of the Governor’s constitutional powers with even the most basic level of review,” Garrett said.

“Biscuit was a dog. Biscuit has been dead for five years. Yet an official document bearing the governor’s signature says the executive reviewed the particulars of Biscuit’s criminal case and determined her rights should be restored. Virginians deserve an explanation for how that is possible.”

You couldn’t make this up.







Democrats want dead people to vote, why not dead dogs too?

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11-02-2026 11:29 AM
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RE: Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
Given what the Dems have put on tomorrow's ballot regarding restoring felons right to vote, looks like we are going to have a lot more Fidos on the voting rolls soon.

You can't make this stuff up, but it will more than likely pass.
11-02-2026 11:46 AM
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RE: Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
You cant hate the filth enough
11-02-2026 12:26 PM
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RE: Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
(11-02-2026 12:26 PM)shere khan Wrote:  You cant hate the filth enough

No you can't.
11-03-2026 07:59 AM
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RE: Virginia Family Receives Voting Paperwork for Their Dead Dog ‘Biscuit’ Due to Spanber
When I voted this morning, I asked the polling center dude (my neighbor) if I could bring my dog back to vote. He laughed.
11-03-2026 08:57 AM
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