Quote:The Somali “bananas and rice” girl who claimed she suffered a concussion after ICE “kidnapped” her has been arrested for assaulting law enforcement.

Last week 23-year-old Nasra Ahmed played victim and claimed she suffered a concussion after she was kidnapped by ICE agents in Minnesota.

The Department of Homeland Security said Nasra Ahmed was arrested because she assaulted federal agents.

“Secretary Noem has been clear: anyone — including U.S. citizens — who assault law enforcement will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Assaulting law enforcement is a felony and a federal crime,” the DHS said in a statement.

The incident happened last week in the parking lot of an apartment complex.

Ahmed claimed that she was verbally abused and physically assaulted during the arrest. She spent two days in Sherburne County Jail.

Nasra Ahmed held a press conference to talk about her arrest when she went on a bizarre (low IQ) rant about bananas and rice.

“I am proud to say that I’ve survived ICE,” Ahmed said during a presser on Wednesday. “I’m proud to say that I stood up for what is right! And people are saying — many people are saying, including my family and friends that I will go down in history! And I will carry this on my shoulders! Here I am! Speaking in front of everyone and there’s cameras recording me and everyone is watching me right now!”

“I got kidnapped by ICE. They came to my neighborhood, they took me, arrested me, and detained me for two days. An ICE agent called me a racial slur,” she said.

“ICE asked to see my ID and decided it was nice to be racist and say really nasty things to me. They pushed me hard, they used a lot of violence, I got a concussion. I was screaming, I was crying, I was so scared. I’ve never been arrested in my life,” she said.

“I’m proud to be Somali. To me, being Somali isn’t just eating bananas with rice — It’s a lot. It’s an interesting thing. It’s very hard to describe what it means to be Somali and what it means to be American but it’s like a cultural fusion. It’s kind of like the bananas and rice, you know?” she said.

“People think you could eat bananas with rice,” she said.

WATCH:

Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday announced Nasra Ahmed and others were arrested for assaulting law enforcement.

“I am on the ground in Minneapolis today. Federal agents have arrested 16 Minnesota rioters for allegedly assaulting federal law enforcement — people who have been resisting and impeding our federal law enforcement agents,” Bondi said.

“We expect more arrests to come,” she said.

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: NOTHING will stop President Trump and this Department of Justice from enforcing the law,” Bondi said.

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She should have stayed in her hole. Doesn't matter, this won't affect her. She won't ever get a 'real' job.

Wait.. Did her wound heal.. That's amazingly fast...

You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

(01-29-2026 10:10 AM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

Again.. Why don't you go down and show them how it's done?

(01-29-2026 10:10 AM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

I'll send over another tray of your favorite cookies to help ease your grief.

(01-29-2026 12:48 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  

(01-29-2026 10:10 AM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

I'll send over another tray of your favorite cookies to help ease your grief.

Fine by me, I’m sure you’ve been scrolling through your Grindr account and just waiting to google more dicks

(01-29-2026 10:10 AM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

You want me to repost the laws they are breaking?

Or are you to retarded to find them yourself?

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(01-29-2026 12:50 PM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  

(01-29-2026 12:48 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  

(01-29-2026 10:10 AM)ballantyneapp Wrote:  You got people that are supposed to be running the country in Minneapolis playing Dirty Harry arresting teenagers for being mean to ice. This is the dumbest timeline

I'll send over another tray of your favorite cookies to help ease your grief.

Fine by me, I’m sure you’ve been scrolling through your Grindr account and just waiting to google more dicks

Dude, you are not a funny person. At this point just give up.



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