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Being the whipping boy of the SEC beats sucking in a suck ass conference, all day, every day.

Haven't you been keeping up with my threads?

Those bogus stats were from that "biased" ESPN website. It's full of Rebels and other spin doctors who are conspiring (along with the referees in Texas) to keep Southern down.

I think you ought to file a lawsuit!

hamburgular....are you gay???

I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Sir, Texas, sir!

Holy dogsh#t, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dic#s? Are you a peter puffer?

JBR, you are such a liar. I know that ESPN does not post inaccurate data like that. However, CUSA does not suck. All teams in CUSA play tough out of conference schedules. What about Ole Miss? You had to this year to keep bowl hopes alive after sitting at home last year. It appears that all those games you picked up have turned out to be losses!! Go ahead and admit that Ole Miss is simply overrated. I would rather be an underacheiving team and win games than a overacheiver and suck big time. How does it feel to be on the bottom of the SEC, JBR? Also, the series record is 18-17. The source I have is credible and 2Bits agrees to it. By the way, stop stealing quotes from Full Metal Jacket. I figured you only watched musicals. How is that job coming in the Marachi band? I want you to play "Southern Miss To the Top" on your banjo.

USMC, have you finally came back only to be slapped around. How can one be gay from Southern Miss? We have the best looking women at any of the big three universities in the state. Ole Miss comes in a distant third. You were the main one backing OM before the season started. I remember some of you mentioning OM winning the West, etc. (Talk about delusional!!) I guess you all have been handed a big dose of reality. The truth hurts doesnt it, maggot?


GO EAGLES!!

lol, are you talking about us getting killed? do you have amnesia retard? remember TCU? OOH OOH, how about South Florida (good grief, what a powerhouse). Yea, I supported Ole Miss. I always will. Back to the matter at hand, I think you are hiding some sort of tendancies. I am sure JBR would be glad to assist me in this line. (see also Full Metal Jacket -the garden hose line).

LOL, maggot, what were you thinking buzzard? BTW, the entire world is against USM. It's a conspiracy. We are trying to save you from yourself. Have those nursing and educational programs gotten their credibility back yet, or are you still boarding on probation? Oh, and when will you become the newest division 2 powerhouse? Got a date on that yet? :wave:

From a third party....the facts on this argument....

1) The series record between Ole Miss and Southern Miss is NOT 18-17. In fact, it's not even CLOSE to that. Ole Miss leads the series 17-6. How do I know? The site is right here...
<a href='http://www.mcubed.net/ncaaf/series/ms/sm.txt' target='_blank'>http://www.mcubed.net/ncaaf/series/ms/sm.txt</a>

2) I have seen the women at all 3 MS schools. Saying that Ole Miss girls are the ugliest of the 3 campuses only convinces me that you've been shut out by 'em so many times that you convinced yourself of that statement. No doubt, I love the girls here at UA...they are incredibly hot... but Ole Miss rivals 'em all the way... the Pi Phi (I LOVE that house) and KD houses at Ole Miss housed some of the hottest women I've ever seen. I'd rank em as follows.. 1) OM, 2) USM, 3) MSU.

3) USM, if you want us, the HOGS will take you on anytime...but see, we're taking on the big boys, like Texas in 03-04, Southern Cal in 05-06, and Michigan in 07-08, so I'd doubt you'd have much of a chance to fit our schedule. You should wanna wait anyways, we beat USF 42-3 this year....you wouldn't want a piece of us.

Ole Miss, on their worst day, still could prolly beat you guys. Sorry, but that's how I see it.

WPS

I knew there was a reason I liked you c_t_h.

Yes, C_T_H is an honorary Rebel now.



WR

C_T_H for Prez! You rock, bro!

Hey, Burger King, how do you like dem apples?

From an Arkansas Rebel - thanks for the props!

WPS

Thanks for the hand, calling the hawgs, but Mr. Burger boy has been out in the rain way too long to be rational about anything. I've posted links, stats, pix and other firm EVIDENCE to which he has always replied "Ha ha where'd you get that from? It doesn't exist because I SAY it doesn't!" or some other such nonsense.

Judgement: The guy's an instant section 8! The Hamburglar AKA "Handjob" could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Anyways, gotta give my props to your effort. Gotta love it when baseless delusional smack is refuted by mere facts!

hey jbr, can you plz still hit the garden hose line for me? haha

I am gunnery sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes sir.

Bullsh%t! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fuc#ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian sh#t.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fu#k said that? Who's the slimy little **** twinkle toed communist co#ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

You had best unfu#k yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh#t down your neck!

That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?

Sir, no sir!

Do you suck di#ks?

Sir, no sir!

Bullsh#t! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Sir, no sir!

I don't like the name Lawrence. Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence.

Well, it appears you all have recruited someone to help in this debate. I think its funny how OM bashes Ark and then sucks up to them. What a joke? Calling the hogs, Ive never posted a response to you; but the posts was simply incorrect. If that 18-7 record is correct, Southern Miss won the last 5 out of 7. Can you deny that? Are you saying Ole Miss girls are the best looking in the state? You are one big comedian. I do admire your willing to post without name calling. That appears to be what JBR and USMC are good at. One major flaw in your post is the third point about SEC opponents. Arkansas plays a weak out of conference schedule. Can you deny that? Auburn may play tough OOC teams but not Ark. Unless you consider Troy St. (who OM was scared to play), La Lafayette, Boise State, Twinkie U, etc. I guess you are going to deny playing these teams as well.


GO EAGLES!!

Again you've ignored a valid point from another poster, hamburglar. Arkansas 42 - South Florida 3. . . South Florida 16 - USM 13. Not only this, but hey performed better against Oklahoma than USM did against Alabama. Boise St. is a mere 8-1 (5-0). They average only 47.7 points per game (a 14 point performance against Arkansas included). Personally I'd say Ole Miss has a hotter average lady. MSU has a few extremely gorgeous women that stand above any UM girl. As for USM women, there are some really goodlooking ones and some really badlooking ones. Much like the case in most places.

Oh and not all Ole Miss folk badmouth Arkansas.

Now wait a minute, witty. Please don't utter blasphemy like that in my presence again. I mean, I agree with 99% of the things you post, but when you said that there are MooU girls that are HOTTER than Ole Miss girls, you crossed the line, friend.

I'm sure this will be much clearer to you in the morning, after a couple of pots of coffee. Just step AWAY from the mezcal and for God's sake don't eat the worm. Next you'll be talking about how hot the Jacktown Hooters girls are! :eek:

Okay, I am partial to MSU in this catergory because I went to highschool with a good number of the hot chicks in Starkville. There is quality ass scattered on both campuses (or is it campusi?).

Your high school girlfriend(s) don't count, witty, my man. :D If that were the case, I'd be posting the same thing (not to mention the fact that my mother went to State. . .uh oh, I think I'm getting into some Freudian sh#t that's a little too deep for a sports board) about Amy Biddle and Judy West. . .

Now that you mention it, Judy was pretty damn hot. Had one of those sweet little heart shaped butts. . .you know the kind. White blonde hair, the whole Kim Basinger look going on. . .

Memories. . .light the corners of my mind. . . :ninja:

Burger Boy: You ignorant slut!

If Ole Miss NEVER wins another football game - we will still have the best looking women of any of the Universities in this state and probably the whole South. When beauty and a great figure were two of the main ingredients for winning Miss America - Ole Miss students/grads won on a regular basis. I know of 4 but I think there have been a couple of others. A number of times we were the 1st alternate (runner up). We should have won those times, but the same folks that cheated Southern officiating the TCU game were also judges at the Miss American pagent and they screwed us. Apparently that don't like Mississippi in general. How many Maids of Cotton have ever come from Southern - there have been at least 3 from Ole Miss. I think we are the only school to have two girls named Miss America "back to back".

Just check out our cheerleaders....that used to be based on beauty but now more on gymnastic ability. Our cheerleaders are still better looking top to bottom than any of the others I have seen this year - in person or on the tube.

LSU's Golden Girls are the best looking majoretts but most of them are probably from Mississippi.

Face it, in the south women usually make up their face and dress nice just to go to the grocery store. Up north, your average woman you see on the street looks - I can think of any particularly good way to describe them so I'll simply say, "They look bad!"

Argue something that you have a sustantial basis for. Like you have more pine trees in Forrest/Lamar counties. Otherwise, shut up and bring my tea! I'll have some blackberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream and don't tell me BYB doesn't have it, I know they do.

Still, when are you going to learn? Southern Miss has the best looking cheerleaders, etc. However, I agree about girls up North. They wear more flannel than the average male. Can you belive we actually agree on something. No, Im not bringing you the blueberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream. We dont not serve liars at BYB. Wait, one of the officials from the TCU game took our blueberries. Therefore, BYB really does not serve it.


GO EAGLES!!!


Also, it is going to be great to see Ole Miss go 5-7. LOL!!!