Quote:10 Ways Babies Are Smarter Than Liberals
Aug 20, 2025 · BabylonBee.com



While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:

1. They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.

2. They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.

3. Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.

4. They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.

5. A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.

6. Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.

7. They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.

8. Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.

9. Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.

10. Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.

And the final tally is: Babies 10, Liberals 0. Congratulations, babies.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-babi...n-liberals

I have rocks in my yard that are smarter than liberals so no more comments about how they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

Imagine a world without liberals.

I used to follow the Onion, but once I found the BB I switched and never looked back.

Great site.