I don't condone kidnapping. That said, I have an idea for a TV special. Someone should tie her hands behind her back and put a bag over her head, then let her out into the world and see what happens. She'll probably run into a lot of things. And yes, it would definitely get high ratings.

Man, that went dark real fast.

She probably doesn't know how to pump gas, either.

She might just win thanks to the idiots of my generation and the ones after mine for propping her up as a leader and a role model.

God, I hate my generation and the younger ones so much.