This just in; Bill Gates applauds he mass killing of millions of American plains buffalo as market and sport hunters moved west in the 1800’s.

When did this kinda shite start to become taken seriously?

I wish there had been a vaccine to stop my college room mate from farting.

Did he complain about the cows farts again while flying around the world in his private jet?

This dude is a straight up Bond villain.

All they need is a tsp of Arm and Hammer and a half glass full of water. It worked for me perfectly. I'm not kidding. Give them water spiced with sodium bicarbonate.

Gates' stance on this issue is also tied into vaccines. He has a financial interest in vaccines which reduce flatulence in cows. Not kidding.

I’m all for keeping this planet as clean as possible, and think we should do our part when it makes sense… this isn’t one of those things that makes sense.