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(08-09-2020 01:03 PM)chili Wrote:  Gotta love Bearcat Banter. Here we've got message board nerds -- with wives so fat that their cellulite stink gives them PTSD -- telling the one smart guy on the board (I'm guessing one the few board members young and slim enough to sustain an erection without consuming 8-10 levitras) that he needs to get a girlfriend.

Listen to me, you furrowed-brow hicks, I know the thought of no UC fall sports terrifies you, since the now-fading mental image of the championship-winning UC dance team is the only way you can possibly reach climax when you're deep into one your walrus wife's fat folds.

But you're just gonna have to deal! The virus is real!

I know you're not supposed to feed the troll, but this post was so horribly unwitty it was just cringy and sad. I just imagine him sitting back in his chair grinning, imagining how great his post is in his own mind, and waiting for the first response (and occasionally editing it and making it more dumb each time). It's like a second grader at recess on the first day of school and using bad words for the first time thinking how cool he is.