Since Illinois is in such dire straights financially, for those who have not already moved to Indiana, I have a recommendation. This will be especially helpful to those who also view the United States as being in a terrible financial position, with imminent joblessness and the resultant stresses that causes. Here is my recommendation: Let us all move to China. This has several advantages:

. China will bounce back economically because they manufacture everything in the world.

. Since all devastating diseases originate in China, we can get them and be done with them quicker (assuming we live through them).

. Since everything is made in China, we won't have to wait to get anything we need. Also, think of all we'll save in tariffs and other import taxes!

. All that Chinese food! People who love Chinese food (like Bill Baker) will be in heaven. Just stay away from the open markets and, in particular, bats.

. We will all get to learn an exciting new language.

. For those who are unhappy with this country, you will get to experience life under a Communist dictatorship - and you will love it (the government will see to that - if not, just keep your mouth shut and go on with your day). To learn more, I will be setting up an information table in Tiananmen Square.