I had one of those "I just want to strangle you" moments this weekend.

Standing in line at the Kwik Mart on Saturday and they only had 2 people checking out. They had just as many people stocking the "hot zone" because we wouldn't want to inconvenience the person who just can't wait for their corn dog, nevermind the line forming to check out. But that's another story....

This old guy is in line ahead of me gets to the checkout and goes to pay for his stuff. The cashier then makes the mistake of asking "do you have your rewards card?" Of course, he didn't have a clue what she was talking about so the cashier decided to try and "explain" it to him. After a good 5-6 minutes, he couldn't grasp the concept of it being a rewards card, NOT a credit card. Another 2-3 minutes later, he finally figured it out. THEN the cashier made the mistake of saying "you can go online and sign up for additional awards". She might as well have been speaking Greek cause this guy had no freeking idea what going "online" was.

About 10 minutes later I finally check out and when I left, the guy was STILL there trying to grasp the concepts of reward card and online.

I was tempted to walk up to him and say "if you don't understand what a rewards card is, you probably don't need one......"