(11-05-2021 10:06 AM)georgewebb Wrote:  

(11-04-2021 03:41 PM)georgewebb Wrote:  

(11-04-2021 12:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

Or as reported in Variety:
Trick: Sips’ kick skip’s strip chick’s chimp nips kid’s lips


i.e. Not a treat: Teasips' kicking coach's stripper lady's chimpanzee bites child on the lips

(I made up the "lips" part)

Gosh, I worked hard on that post -- and crickets from the audience.
Tough crowd!