In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
- Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
- Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
- Terry Pratchett

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.
- Terry Pratchett

I guess you'd never guess I like Terry Pratchett.