chess Wrote:North Carolina State and Virginia Tech
Clemson and Florida State

Let's review what would happen shortly before that:

Hell would freeze over, Vanderbilt would win the football national championship in a slugfest game with Duke, I'd win the lottery twice in a row, my neighbor would get hit by lightning... 12 times in the same storm shortly before electricuting himself in the bathtub... Joan Rivers would look young again... CNN would be fair and balanced... John Kerry would earn a real purple heart... the Libertarian Party would gain majority in the house and senate... Dook Cheerleaders would get their own Playboy spread... Phil Fulmer would lose 120 ibs... Steve Spurrier would loose 221-0 to Florida Atlantic .. the GT record still standing of course... Clemson would become an academic juggernaut... I'd marry to Carmen Electra, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Catherine Bell, Dannii Minogue, Vida Guerra ... at the same time (thanks Utah)... I'd be able to eat at the Ship's Chandler, The Beacon, and The Varsity free for life and never gain a pound... I'd get ripped and press 350 like it was nothing off a died of cheeseburgers.