(05-07-2022 08:27 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  

(05-07-2022 01:00 AM)Schaefer Beer Wrote:  I could imagine a dangerous scene where STF is enjoying an Ollie's custard in a waffle cone while driving his golf cart on a sunny September Saturday day outside
Huskie Stadium before a Huskie home game.

Since the sun is melting his Ollie's custard in a waffle cone which is dripping down his hands, STF is licking his hands to make sure he does not miss one drop of Ollie's fantastic custard. In the meantime, STF who is distracted by his desire to lick his Ollie custard covered hands, takes his eye off the cart path and runs his cart into Dog Fan's car who has been idling in the road beeping at STF for 10 minutes.

In the ensuing collision, we come to find that Dog Fan is neutered which causes his libido to decrease dramatically. This causes Dog Fan to talk about the DeKalb Baptist Church in his posts instead of the Grotto.

So, to avoid a tragedy, I do not think it is wise to have Ollie's truck on the grounds of Huskie Stadiums during football games.

In all seriousness, I am surprised Ollie's hasn't had a presence at football games already. Loved Ollie's! It started me to this nice pear-shaped figure I have today.

You have a most vivid - and scary - imagination. I have often thought about going to the DeKalb Baptist Church to expiate my sins, but they would not let me watch my special Grotto films in the pews. And if STF were to crash into me, I would sue his pants off. Then, he would have to drive around in his golf cart without pants, and that would give you somewhat different nightmares.

I thought you were going to say that the confessional reminds you of a Grotto video booth