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The Narcissistic Cult of Woke Has Taken Over the CIA
(05-08-2021 12:29 PM)maximus Wrote: (05-05-2021 02:34 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote: (05-05-2021 02:27 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote: Quote:WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.
Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.
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Satire has to be believable to be good. Unfortunately, the Bee is too believable.
Its become that way in the matter of months... which in if itself is unbelievable
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Unbelievable?
Is it?
Seems some people did some thing and managed to elect* a potted plant to run the current clown show.
Wholly believable if one buys into this admin* as legitimate.
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