(04-03-2020 01:27 PM)Dog Fan Wrote:  Since Illinois is destitute and at the point of financial collapse, I suggest we close the state down and make all residents and businesses move to Indiana. Illinois can become a physical wasteland in addition to a financial one. Hire a few kids to come in to cut the grass every week or so. NIU could become Northern Indiana University and not even have to change their logo. An additional benefit is that Indiana already has their own politicians, so all Illinois politicians will have to go out and try to get a real job.

All the directionals can change their Illinois namesake to Indiana. Except for Southern IL since there's already Southern IN. The Salukis can just stay where they are and change their name to SMU (Southern Madiganistan University).