Next. It's never easy (excepting last year) with those hosers.

(09-11-2010 04:02 PM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Next. It's never easy (excepting last year) with those hosers.

At least we have three extra days of prep time. EMU is most likely better than last season, but still not good. I think our "D" will be more than up to the task. And our offense could be facing the worst defense it's seen this season. And yes, I include Hampton in that.

So, are you saying, P-A-I-N is the forecast?

(09-12-2010 10:47 AM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  So, are you saying, P-A-I-N is the forecast?

Yep!

I want to see a shut-out! I also want to see Enos jump on these guys early and often. No more 3rd and short sneaks/runs (the obvious)!

Anyone know the status of Bellore for the game on Saturday?

Haven't heard anything, as yet.

No more field goal attempts. Go for it on 4th down (until SOMEONE proves they can consistently place it through the uprights)! Hell, audition walk-on students---male, female, whatever! Does anyone have a lesbian kicker? Time to step up! What about one of those girls on the CMU Rugby team? They look like they could kick a ball(s), plus, some @ss! I wanna see a b!tch out there that can make the kick, then taunt the opposition afterwards, ala Rade Savich or Novo Bojivic!

Earth to Zurlon; "Yo, get in the phfuckin' game!"


Earth to Enos: "Poblah, Blackburn!" (especially in short yardage/end zone situations)


Earth to CMU coaches: "Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock! Can someone tell time?!"


Earth to special(?) teams: "Harman, then Hartman (punter), if need be (or how about Hogan, he's another California bong-boy?---that's about as 'relaxed' as one can get!").

Pros vs. Joes!


Poop on the Swoop!

(09-15-2010 06:15 PM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Pros vs. Joes!


Poop on the Swoop!

In today's CMLife, Bellore and Enos both say he is probable for EMU. The ten days between games means more recovery time, luckily. I hope we can jump all over the Hurgles early and get Bellore some rest!

Don't count on anything in that phfucking game!

(09-13-2010 11:47 AM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Does anyone have a lesbian kicker?

Lesbians are cool but it would be a challenge to keep them away from the softball team.