(12-25-2022 10:07 AM)bearcatmark Wrote:  Or happy last night of Hanukkah if you celebrate as we do. As the one who brings the most joy to this board i felt I'd play the roll of Santa.

Here are your gifts:

To Billybearcat: the power of positivity

To Bearhawkeye: the ability to admit he might be wrong

To Rath and Cataclysmo: permission to go on an intimate couples trip together. Spoil yourselves.

To cinbinsportsfan: a reactivated twitter account

To Cat-man: starting qb Andy Dalton still being in the division title race

To Bearcatman: a bearcat roster with huge kicking questions so you can really strut your stuff

To BearcatJerry: games at pitt and wvu in 2023 (don't hold me to the second)

To Jchuges7: a place to sell your tickets at our above face value

To bcat1997: several more years of John Cunningham who could have definitely kept fickell if he just offered a lifetime billion dollar contract.

To UCBearcatlawjd2: unlimited timeouts that you can call during any uc basketball game to stop the other team's 4-0 run.

To Gametime: another year supply of idiots to destroy in your twitter feed

To UCGrad1992: the return of your unrelenting optimism for all things Bearcats

To Bearcats#1: permission to keep reading....I know you're still out there

To BWW: a year subscription to mother Jones and a hunter Biden vice of the month club membership

If I left you out, never fret. To the rest of you filthy animals i love you too and I give you my solemn vow to stick around for the next year and give my unflinchingly accurate takes on everything.

Merry Christmas!