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XU Haikus - Bearcats#1 - 11-30-2017 11:00 PM

Let's do it...


Time to play Thug U
Chant FU after you pray
They make Jesus cry


RE: XU Haikus - Bearcats#1 - 11-30-2017 11:05 PM

Xavier loves Jesus
Go to chapel on game day
God said we could cuss


RE: XU Haikus - Bearcats#1 - 11-30-2017 11:06 PM

XU prayer to God
Help us beat filthy UC
God bless this blue paint


RE: XU Haikus - TubaCat - 11-30-2017 11:53 PM

The haikus won't stop
It's a creative outlet
Kiss my a$$, Muskies


RE: XU Haikus - BringDaRuckus - 12-01-2017 12:02 AM

I, Xavier guy
In quarter-zip or cassock
Am better than you


RE: XU Haikus - rath v2.0 - 12-01-2017 12:07 AM

They have a blue blob
And Dick Dastardly in tights
Their girls are ugly


RE: XU Haikus - TubaCat - 12-01-2017 01:48 AM

Fifty-two thousand
To get a degree from church
But Jesus hates them


RE: XU Haikus - Major ----de Coverley - 12-01-2017 05:57 AM

Gangstas be cheating
they don't pee into no cup
they just zip-em up


RE: XU Haikus - Bearcatbdub - 12-01-2017 06:09 AM

Oh oh oh UC
Will haunt your dreams Xavier
Oh oh oh UC


RE: XU Haikus - Bearcats#1 - 12-01-2017 06:30 AM

I'm a Xavier grad
My mommy says I'm the best
Pass the caviar


RE: XU Haikus - doss2 - 12-01-2017 06:39 AM

Holler FU all night
Take confession next day
Say Hail Mary


RE: XU Haikus - crex043 - 12-01-2017 10:25 AM

For Xavier's roster,
Can I find it on box scores
Or police blotters?


RE: XU Haikus - UCGrad1992 - 12-01-2017 04:21 PM

Chris Mack has no sack
He licks the floor under Mick
Little Putin Puss


RE: XU Haikus - Captain Bearcat - 12-01-2017 05:58 PM

XU: thrice the cost,
Half of the education.
Big waste of money.


RE: XU Haikus - Captain Bearcat - 12-01-2017 06:07 PM

Know your place at X:
Black folks on basketball court
White folks in the stands


RE: XU Haikus - jarr - 12-01-2017 06:11 PM

Trevon smoked it
Trevon blew it
F*ck Xavier!


RE: XU Haikus - BearcatsUC - 12-01-2017 06:14 PM

**** you, Xavier U
****, ****, ****, ****, ****, **** you
Go **** yourself, X


RE: XU Haikus - WalterSobchak - 12-01-2017 06:55 PM

Jewish day of rest
F**k it, roll X on Shabbos
Bums will always lose


RE: XU Haikus - WalterSobchak - 12-01-2017 07:20 PM

Myles Fox Morrisey
Macura likes being X posed
Cut off his johnson


RE: XU Haikus - Bearcats#1 - 12-01-2017 07:25 PM

God said to throw paint
Jesus is an XU fan
Bearcats are heathen