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The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 03:24 PM

Which side of the fence?



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.



If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.







If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.



If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.







If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.



If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.







If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.



If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.







If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.



A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.







If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.



A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.







If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.



If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his







If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.



A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - SuperFlyBCat - 02-17-2017 03:26 PM

Bam, nail meet hammer


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - Fo Shizzle - 02-17-2017 03:31 PM

Epic Applause


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 03:39 PM

That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 03:59 PM

(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:01 PM

(02-17-2017 03:59 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.

you had no problem lumping in the most fringe liberal viewpoints as main stream but you omit a mainstream conservative viewpoint because....reasons.

okay then04-chairshot


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - hoopfan - 02-17-2017 04:02 PM

(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao


what is so funny about abortion?


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:03 PM

(02-17-2017 04:02 PM)hoopfan Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao


what is so funny about abortion?

the hypocrisy of this thread.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 04:05 PM

(02-17-2017 04:01 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:59 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.

you had no problem lumping in the most fringe liberal viewpoints as main stream but you omit a mainstream conservative viewpoint because....reasons.

okay then04-chairshot

So if I've misrepresented your views on the issue, what are they?


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - Redwingtom - 02-17-2017 04:08 PM

Sorry, not Jeff Foxworthy.

Why do you guys always have to associate this nonsense with a celebrity or famous person? Do you honestly think it gives it some type of credibility?? Especially since you always seem to be quick to denounce any celebrity foray into politics.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:10 PM

(02-17-2017 04:05 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:01 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:59 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.

you had no problem lumping in the most fringe liberal viewpoints as main stream but you omit a mainstream conservative viewpoint because....reasons.

okay then04-chairshot

So if I've misrepresented your views on the issue, what are they?

every single line of your OP misrepresented mainstream liberal attitudes and some conservative attitudes as well. you are no better than libs who call Trump Nazis with your exaggerations and word twisting.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:11 PM

(02-17-2017 04:08 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  Sorry, not Jeff Foxworthy.

Why do you guys always have to associate this nonsense with a celebrity or famous person? Do you honestly think it gives it some type of credibility?? Especially since you always seem to be quick to denounce any celebrity foray into politics.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp

well they elected Trump. so...shrugs


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - BobcatEngineer - 02-17-2017 04:14 PM

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RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 04:21 PM

(02-17-2017 04:08 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  Sorry, not Jeff Foxworthy.

Why do you guys always have to associate this nonsense with a celebrity or famous person? Do you honestly think it gives it some type of credibility?? Especially since you always seem to be quick to denounce any celebrity foray into politics.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp

Does it really matter who wrote it? It's pretty damned accurate in my humble opinion.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 04:22 PM

(02-17-2017 04:10 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:05 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:01 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:59 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:39 PM)john01992 Wrote:  That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.

you had no problem lumping in the most fringe liberal viewpoints as main stream but you omit a mainstream conservative viewpoint because....reasons.

okay then04-chairshot

So if I've misrepresented your views on the issue, what are they?

every single line of your OP misrepresented mainstream liberal attitudes and some conservative attitudes as well. you are no better than libs who call Trump Nazis with your exaggerations and word twisting.

Here's your chance to set the record straight. You game?


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:22 PM

(02-17-2017 04:21 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:08 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  Sorry, not Jeff Foxworthy.

Why do you guys always have to associate this nonsense with a celebrity or famous person? Do you honestly think it gives it some type of credibility?? Especially since you always seem to be quick to denounce any celebrity foray into politics.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp

Does it really matter who wrote it? It's pretty damned accurate in my humble opinion.

well there's the problem.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:23 PM

(02-17-2017 04:22 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:10 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:05 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:01 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:59 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  [quote='john01992' pid='14099730' dateline='1487363954']
That post is strangely quiet on the topic of abortion. 03-lmfao

This conservative believes it's first and foremost a states rights issue, and from there an issue to be decided by the expectant mother.

Most liberals believe it should be given on demand, and even if the expectant mother is a minor, the parents don't need to be involved.

you had no problem lumping in the most fringe liberal viewpoints as main stream but you omit a mainstream conservative viewpoint because....reasons.

okay then04-chairshot

So if I've misrepresented your views on the issue, what are they?

every single line of your OP misrepresented mainstream liberal attitudes and some conservative attitudes as well. you are no better than libs who call Trump Nazis with your exaggerations and word twisting.
[/quote

Here's your chance to set the record straight. You game?

fine. every single one of those things is incorrect. happy.


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - Redwingtom - 02-17-2017 04:30 PM

(02-17-2017 04:21 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 04:08 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  Sorry, not Jeff Foxworthy.

Why do you guys always have to associate this nonsense with a celebrity or famous person? Do you honestly think it gives it some type of credibility?? Especially since you always seem to be quick to denounce any celebrity foray into politics.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/fence.asp

Does it really matter who wrote it? It's pretty damned accurate in my humble opinion.

YES IT MATTERS!

If it doesn't matter, why put his name on it?


RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - john01992 - 02-17-2017 04:31 PM

(02-17-2017 03:24 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  Which side of the fence?



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

I like guns, but don't own one.


If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

no mainstream democratic politician has ever advocated for this.







If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

I love red meat



If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

no mainstream democratic politician has ever advocated for this.







If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

this is not the mainstream approach of the GOP



If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

no just basic civil rights







If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

that's the approach I take



If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

I doubt even 30% of liberals agree with this mentality







If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

That's how I do it



A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.

only the most fringe liberal groups have ever demanded the termination of a TV channel. and no mainstream politician has ever advocated for something like that. meanwhile Trump demand SNL be canceled.







If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

that's how I do it



A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

This is at best a fringe position among liberals.







If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

yeah cuz it's super easy for every american to find a job that offers that kind of benefit



If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his

or maybe he just realizes our system as things stand now is completely broken?







If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.




A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

I'm not offended. I just consider your comments and attitudes to be incredibly (I'm not going to say it because it breaks the AUP)



RE: The Fence Test-- by Jeff Foxworthy - TechRocks - 02-17-2017 04:40 PM

(02-17-2017 04:31 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(02-17-2017 03:24 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  Which side of the fence?



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

I like guns, but don't own one.


If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

no mainstream democratic politician has ever advocated for this.







If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

I love red meat



If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

no mainstream democratic politician has ever advocated for this.







If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

this is not the mainstream approach of the GOP



If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

no just basic civil rights







If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

that's the approach I take



If a liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

I doubt even 30% of liberals agree with this mentality







If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

That's how I do it



A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.

only the most fringe liberal groups have ever demanded the termination of a TV channel. and no mainstream politician has ever advocated for something like that. meanwhile Trump demand SNL be canceled.







If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

that's how I do it



A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

This is at best a fringe position among liberals.







If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

yeah cuz it's super easy for every american to find a job that offers that kind of benefit



If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his

or maybe he just realizes our system as things stand now is completely broken?







If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.




A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

I'm not offended. I just consider your comments and attitudes to be incredibly (I'm not going to say it because it breaks the AUP)

So you're actually more conservative than you think. Welcome!! 03-lmfao