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... you might be a liberal - EverRespect - 08-07-2014 11:29 AM
New game here, to play off Jeff Foxworthy. I'll start.
If you put fruit in your beer...
If you have a nose ring...
If you are enjoy watching a soccer game between Estonia and Maldova broadcast in Spanish...
If you have taken an HIV/AIDS test...
If you are a hairy woman or a hairless man...
RE: ... you might be a liberal - EverRespect - 08-07-2014 11:39 AM
If your hair is pink and your poontang is brown...
If you either have no dad or you have multiple dads...
If you know how to work an EBT card...
RE: ... you might be a liberal - Kaplony - 08-07-2014 11:41 AM
If you believe in compassion when it comes to illegal immigrants but are OK with the wanton murder of unborn Americans
RE: ... you might be a liberal - LSU04_08 - 08-07-2014 11:45 AM
If you prefer high dollar education over common sense, or
If you think a person is a hateful bigot for disagreeing with gay marriage, you're DEFINITELY a liberal.
RE: ... you might be a liberal - oklalittledixie - 08-07-2014 11:46 AM
Think Bill Mahar is funny
Get your news from Comedy Central
Tell everyone you are a moderate
RE: ... you might be a liberal - Smaug - 08-07-2014 11:48 AM
...if you call making healthy adults wards of the state "compassionate".
RE: ... you might be a liberal - UofMstateU - 08-07-2014 11:48 AM
Think babies should die, but convicted murderers should live.
Own an Obama Phone.
Think your health insurance under Obamacare is better than what you previously had.
RE: ... you might be a liberal - EverRespect - 08-07-2014 11:48 AM
If your eyes are red and your teeth are yellow...
RE: ... you might be a liberal - smn1256 - 08-07-2014 11:50 AM
You might be a liberal if you think your 2 year old boy is a girl on the inside
RE: ... you might be a liberal - LSU04_08 - 08-07-2014 11:50 AM
If you're offended by the Washington Redskins...
RE: ... you might be a liberal - EverRespect - 08-07-2014 11:51 AM
If your jewelry is made of hemp and your food and drink is made of soy...
... you might be a liberal
RE: ... you might be a liberal - UofMstateU - 08-07-2014 11:51 AM
Believe its perfectly logical to use a sidewalk to take a dump.
Be the keynote speaker at a global warming conference and fly there in a private jet, then complete the journey in an 80 foot stretch limo.
Believe that global warming killed all the polar bears at the South Pole.
RE: ... you might be a liberal - oklalittledixie - 08-07-2014 11:52 AM
(08-07-2014 11:51 AM)UofMstateU Wrote: Believe its perfectly logical to use a sidewalk to take a dump.
Be the keynote speaker at a global warming conference and fly there in a private jet, then complete the journey in an 80 foot stretch limo.
Believe that global warming killed all the polar bears at the South Pole.
Nice
RE: ... you might be a liberal - EverRespect - 08-07-2014 11:52 AM
If homeless humans can schit on your lawn, but dogs better not...
RE: ... you might be a liberal - gdunn - 08-07-2014 11:52 AM
If you have a degree in a Fine Arts but think you know more about other sciences than experts in that field.
RE: ... you might be a liberal - gdunn - 08-07-2014 11:53 AM
Honest law abiding gun owners frighten you but the young misunderstood gang banger with an illegal pistol or assault rifle doesn't.
RE: ... you might be a liberal - LSU04_08 - 08-07-2014 11:54 AM
If you start calling Global Warming "Climate Change" and Obamacare the "ACA..."
RE: ... you might be a liberal - UofMstateU - 08-07-2014 11:55 AM
damn, we might have to sticky this thread. good stuff....
RE: ... you might be a liberal - UofMstateU - 08-07-2014 11:56 AM
If you get raped by a black man, and then blame the white men....
RE: ... you might be a liberal - gdunn - 08-07-2014 11:56 AM
If it's fine and dandy for an illegal immigrant to kill innocent citizens, but a legal citizen had better not defend himself if attacked.