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Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of - erob3833 - 12-04-2009 04:51 PM
end of first quarter*
Rules of the Game:
* Drink every time Tebow is called “a warrior.” Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal’s opus “I am a warrior” and change the lyrics to “Tebow is A Warrior” Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you…
* Drink every time Tebow’s called “a leader,” then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow’s called a “special athlete,” then yell “Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!”
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky — then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn’t fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time he’s shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
* If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow’s on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a “I Heart Tebow” sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one, otherwise it could kill you).
* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as missionary.
**If Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don’t stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim). Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying “the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!”
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don’t do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you’re dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby – only he can save you. (Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
http://loserswithsocks.com/2009/12/04/tebow-drinking-game/
RE: Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of - MaddDawgz02 - 12-04-2009 05:55 PM
Same goes with Bret Favre on ESPN. I was watching ESPN after the Bears/Vikings game and John Saunders literally almost cried talking about Favre's leadership abilities, it had to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He actually got choked up.
RE: Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of - armour248 - 12-04-2009 06:50 PM
awesome.
RE: Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of - seeds99 - 12-04-2009 06:51 PM
(12-04-2009 05:55 PM)MaddDawgz02 Wrote: Same goes with Bret Favre on ESPN. I was watching ESPN after the Bears/Vikings game and John Saunders literally almost cried talking about Favre's leadership abilities, it had to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He actually got choked up.
If you really want to get wasted take a shot everytime alum rips on NIU, you wont be able to stand in no time.