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- Tasha - 09-13-2002 04:40 PM
Speeding Tickets
GOOD:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar machine. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BETTER:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 10 year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS", and a bucket full of change.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
- rocketfootball - 09-13-2002 07:13 PM
Hilarious! My stepdad got a speeding ticket once, he badgered the highway officer until he dropped the ticket charges.
One of my friends, was pulled over for a traffic violation. As it turns out, his drivers license was voided out, so he got arrested. It would have been funnier, but i was left stranded as a result <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
- georgia_tech_swagger - 09-13-2002 09:24 PM
ROFL
I've had the need for speed and done over 120 before -- and I really can appreciate the humor behind the second one.
- NOLEY - 09-13-2002 09:30 PM
<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
I may have to share that with the Bozos <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I mean officers I work with!
<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
~NOLEY~ <img border="0" alt="[Wavy Guy]" title="" src="graemlins/wave.gif" />