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- missjtiger - 07-02-2004 04:58 PM

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential
candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by
$40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however
he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every
Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque
inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a
bird so full of **** it can't fly.