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- rickheel - 04-14-2003 12:14 PM
Forwarded to you without comment. I have no idea who
gets credit for this, but in all the yelling about "no
wars", I've yet to hear an alternative that makes
sense.....until this. Personally, I think this is a
winner!
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I see a lot of people on the television yelling for
peace, but I have not heard of one plan for peace.
"Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't
let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes
out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini,Tojo, Marshal Petain and the
rest of them good old boys. We will never "interfere"
again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, France, South Korea and
the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days in America unless given a special
permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F"
and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
non polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or
lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
- nate jonesacc - 04-14-2003 04:27 PM
DIGGIN IT...
- ElusiveQB - 04-14-2003 06:46 PM
Very interesting....
- Guest - 04-14-2003 07:08 PM
As the old routine that began that way finished up:
...but stupid!
- just say no roy - 04-14-2003 07:20 PM
I love Ricks plan.Should we be expecting an alternative plan from the left? "NOT", 
- rickheel - 04-14-2003 08:28 PM
Oddball Wrote:As the old routine that began that way finished up:Have you been hitting the bong this evening? Nothing you have posted has made any sense.
...but stupid!
- Guest - 04-15-2003 04:34 AM
Who turns your computer on for you? :goldie:
- rickheel - 04-15-2003 05:33 AM
Your sister, after she wipes off her mouth.
- just say no roy - 04-15-2003 06:40 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
- Guest - 04-15-2003 07:29 AM
Gee, that was witty. Shall I insult your mother now? :snore:
- nate jonesacc - 04-15-2003 09:40 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: @ Rick
- rickheel - 04-15-2003 09:51 AM
If it makes you feel better, go right ahead. She died in 1960.