(09-16-2013 08:16 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:05 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 07:28 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  Texans and their stupid hand signs smh

Add comedic value or hit the road scamp.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here!" The mushroom replies, " Go **** yourself"


Better?

You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

(09-16-2013 08:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:16 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:05 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 07:28 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  Texans and their stupid hand signs smh

Add comedic value or hit the road scamp.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here!" The mushroom replies, " Go **** yourself"


Better?

You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

Awwww the newbie is trying to act like a bully. Isn't that just darling.

(09-16-2013 08:24 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:16 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:05 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 07:28 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  Texans and their stupid hand signs smh

Add comedic value or hit the road scamp.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here!" The mushroom replies, " Go **** yourself"


Better?

You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

Awwww the newbie is trying to act like a bully. Isn't that just darling.

Are you coming on to me darlin?

I think it's rather sweet of a lillywhite to call me a darling.

(09-16-2013 08:29 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  I think it's rather sweet of a lillywhite to call me a darling.

Lilywhites are in 2nd place.

(09-16-2013 08:26 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:24 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:16 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:05 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

Add comedic value or hit the road scamp.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here!" The mushroom replies, " Go **** yourself"


Better?

You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

Awwww the newbie is trying to act like a bully. Isn't that just darling.

Are you coming on to me darlin?

Tits or it didn't happen.

(09-16-2013 08:38 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:26 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:24 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:16 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind around here!" The mushroom replies, " Go **** yourself"


Better?

You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

Awwww the newbie is trying to act like a bully. Isn't that just darling.

Are you coming on to me darlin?

Tits or it didn't happen.

About time you say something funny tiger tits.

(09-16-2013 08:42 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:38 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:26 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:24 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  You suck at comedy. Now, hit the road.

Awwww the newbie is trying to act like a bully. Isn't that just darling.

Are you coming on to me darlin?

Tits or it didn't happen.

About time you say something funny tiger tits.

AWWWWWW that was almost a good comeback. You'll get it. Keep trying.

Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

There they go. There they go. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano...

I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.









Those barber shop scenes may never be replicated again. And Cuba Gooding still hasn't gotten any hair cut...

(09-16-2013 09:04 PM)ThreeifbyLightning Wrote:  There they go. There they go. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano...

I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.









Those barber shop scenes may never be replicated again. And Cuba Gooding still hasn't gotten any hair cut...

Well played sir. Well played.

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

You blew it. Blue steel is second rate to 'Magnum'. Magnum saved the prime minister and thwarted Mugato's plan.

(09-16-2013 09:10 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

You blew it. Blue steel is second rate to 'Magnum'. Magnum saved the prime minister and thwarted Mugato's plan.

I'm a hand model, mama. In the vein of the legend, JP Prewitt. Blue Steel is the best I can do. Magnum is for the Face and Body guys.

(09-16-2013 09:13 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:10 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

You blew it. Blue steel is second rate to 'Magnum'. Magnum saved the prime minister and thwarted Mugato's plan.

I'm a hand model, mama. In the vein of the legend, JP Prewitt. Blue Steel is the best I can do. Magnum is for the Face and Body guys.

I should've listened to my friend Billy Zane. You're a cool dude!

(09-16-2013 09:18 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:13 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:10 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

You blew it. Blue steel is second rate to 'Magnum'. Magnum saved the prime minister and thwarted Mugato's plan.

I'm a hand model, mama. In the vein of the legend, JP Prewitt. Blue Steel is the best I can do. Magnum is for the Face and Body guys.

I should've listened to my friend Billy Zane. You're a cool dude!

BUT IM NOT AN AMBI-TURNER!!!!

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

Wow, getting into ***** pet names now?

(09-16-2013 09:29 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

Wow, getting into ***** pet names now?

You need to ask lmckay about that.

(09-16-2013 09:31 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:29 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

Wow, getting into ***** pet names now?

You need to ask lmckay about that.

He didn't name it, she did

(09-16-2013 09:32 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:31 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 09:29 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:56 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  

(09-16-2013 08:52 PM)El Dirtybird Wrote:  Any chance you reconsider your 'awwwws'? I get the unnerving feeling I'm talking to my milf neighbor who bounces he d's about the neighborhood. She does awwww for just about anything. Her awwwws usually lead to duck faces. You happen to also duck face?

I'm more of a Blue Steel guy.

Wow, getting into ***** pet names now?

You need to ask lmckay about that.

He didn't name it, she did

Did cost him the money in his wallet and a soiled mattress though.