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RE: The annual SBCbbs Hunger Games
(01-14-2021 11:15 PM)SkullyMaroo Wrote:  Hey Saint333, did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Very similar to camping I hear.
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Day turns to night, night turns to day. Who knows what day it is in the SBC Hunter Games, the Arena is on freaking fire, and I'm not talking about the 2020 ULM football season

The fire spreads quickly and throughout the arena our heroes quickly awaken from whatever slumbers they were in and begin to run very fast. Faster and faster the flames move as our heroes are forced together and eventually they will likely have to battle it out.

First out of the gate and with the Advantage of the secret pathway he discovered earlier, Arrowhead has managed to leap ahead of several others and is the first to reach the frozen lake. Realizing that fire cannot cross water. (ULM Education peeps) he quickly sprints across the lake at what he judges to be the safest point. Arrowhead will survive another day

Minutes later FrankyP reaches the lake, he pauses briefly to search for alligators, but realizes that Aligator food is better than getting burnt to a crisp, and sprints across. Relax, no one would ever put an alligator in these hunger games, the Cajun Fans would kill him and turn him into stew...FrankyP Survives another Day

Panama and Yosef Himself both arrive within seconds of each other. Yosef pauses for a second and actually considers shooting Panama, but decides to let him pass, and both cross the frozen lake to safety Panama and Yosef Himself will survive another day

Running faster than he's ever run in his life, Ericsaid becomes the 5th hero to reach the lake. Flames are licking at his back ready to engulf him, but alas Eric ran at least a 10.2 40 as he sprints into safety, then huddles behind the pile of presents in the middle and watches the carnage. Ericsaid Survives another day

By this point the flames have become too much. They have caught up to our remaining heroes, Quickly CatMom, SkullyMarroo, TrueBlueDrew GaSoEagle, RamblinRedWolf, Rocamortis, and Saint333 are all caught by the flames, which encircle them, but go no further. This fire has formed a circle, and all seven realize at once that if they are going to get out, they will have to fight. There's a brief moment of pause as they consider this inevitable, and they all immediately pull out their weapons.

First to the draw is Rokamortis. Using CCU's Conference Championship as motivation, he grabs his trident and prepares to fight anyone who stands in his way. The only opening of escape to the lake sits directly behind Rokamortis and his trident. No one moves, until finally TrueBluedrew hatches an idea. He slowly walks toward Rokamortis and then goes into a coughing fit and falls right at the feet hacking and sputtering. Scared of the danger his germs may provide, Roka immediately backs off repulsed, leaving the tiniest opening of escape, and TrueBlueDrew uses the skills taught to him by years of triple option offenses to attack it and manages to just escape the flames with a few burns to his legs. Those can heal...right? TrueBlueDrew survives another day\

Rokamortis momentarily lapse has spurred the rest of the tributes into action. RamblinRedWolf is first up, clutching the sword he's held since the games began. He charges at Cat Mom, and the two battle. Both blades are strong as they furiously go at each other, buit it appears RamblinRedWolf has forgotten how to block, as each Cat Mom attack gets closer and closer to the target. Realizing her opponent can't defend, Cat Mom Shrieks with rage and charges and one wild swing connects, separating RamblinRedWolf's head from his body with one cruel blow. CatMom decapitates RamblinRedWolf with a sword

On the other end of the flames, SkullyMarro has finally found the courage to fight. Surprising all, he has charged at the Trident weaving Rokamortis, and has surprised his foe with the speed of his attack. Slowly Rokamortis retreats further and further, eventually finds his feet at the edge of the flames, hungry to consume its victim. Rokamortis defends valiently, but Skully's surprising sword skill is just too much. He finally lands a blow, mortally wounding Rokamortis before finishing it off by roundhouse kicking him into the awaiting fire. SkullyMarroo kills Rokamortis with the sword

Skully Marroo stands there in almost awe of what he had done. He had vanquished the champs, and he realizes that he must sieze this opportunity. He turns to face his enemies and shouts "Let Today, be a lesson to All of You, Do not Cross South Alabama, we are here, we are back, and we are coming for you and your.... But Skully's last sentence was caught as Saint333 shoots an arrow right into Skully's heart. Shock quickly shows on the face of the last South Alabama fan in the competition. He falls forward dead on the ground, and Saint runs up and heaves the body into the fire. "Never liked his jokes anyway' Saint mutters. Saint333 kills SkullyMarroo with a bow and arrow

GaSoEagle is next to the fight, he draws his spear, realizes he must make his stand now. "For Shai Wertz" he screams as he charges at Saint333. But Saint was far too strong. He easily parries the attack and throws GaSoEagle to the Ground. Just as the flames begin to recede. Saint approaches the struggling figure on the ground, Sticks his foot on the back of GaSoEagle's neck. He thinks about making the final kill, but Saint mutters something about having bigger fish to fry and walks off. Saint333 spares GaSoEagle's life

The fire parts, and CatMom, Saint333, and GaSoEagle quickly cross the frozen lake and survive another day. While the fire will go no further, the Arena is now a third of its original size. All of our remaining heroes realize that the end game is fast approaching, and only one of them can survive in the end.

To be continue... 9 remain
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Oh God! Just kill them all and let the Sun Belt refs go to a video review where they can rule an obviously dead person alive and let them win.
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(01-15-2021 10:22 PM)sdcritter Wrote:  Oh God! Just kill them all and let the Sun Belt refs go to a video review where they can rule an obviously dead person alive and let them win.

You wouldn't be this bitter if you just quit watching Arkansas State basketball...
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It’s not surprising that the South Alabama district is out of the hunger games competition, but we have so much potential. Also, I didn’t volunteer as tribute. I think JoeJag would have gone far. 03-drunk
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I would not have been as forgiving with TBD.
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(01-16-2021 08:43 AM)Saint3333 Wrote:  I would not have been as forgiving with TBD.

I made some changes to the computer simulation to get this over with faster. It led to some not perfect results.
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This offseason will be like flying to Alpha Centauri at sub light.

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RE: The annual SBCbbs Hunger Games
(01-16-2021 02:23 PM)chiefsfan Wrote:  
(01-16-2021 08:43 AM)Saint3333 Wrote:  I would not have been as forgiving with TBD.

I made some changes to the computer simulation to get this over with faster. It led to some not perfect results.

Since I died on the first day I can't say results were all that great before you fiddled with it. Just saying....
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I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.
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Our remaining heroes find themselves in an arena a third of the size that it started after a blazing inferno that had nothing to do with ULM's football season destroyed everything in sight and claimed the lives of 3 tributes, and the entire districts of South Alabama and Arkansas State

TrueBlueDrew's narrow escape from the blazing inferno has left him emboldened. Seeing FrankyP off in the distance he concocts a plan to kill off the last remnants of the Louisiana District.
Earlier in the games he had received a vial of poison from a sponsor. He quietly pulls it out of his bag dumps it on a water jug, quietly labels it "Elijah Mitchell's NFL hopes" and leaves it on a Tree stump. Franky P comes over sees the jug, and immediately grabs it to drink. However, experience in the Arena has hardened FrankyP, and he realizes that this might be a ruse. Sure enough, taping over a Georgia Southern logo was not a good look for TBD. Quietly, FrankyP scribbles something on the other side...puts the jug down, and walks off. Frustrated and Curious, TBD Can't help himself but to return to the Jug to see what was written. It reads "57 yard game winning Field goal" The moment of recognition will be lost though, as FrankyP immediately pops up and slays True Blue Drew with his spear Frankly quietly walks over...shakes his head muttering "Southern Fans..." and steals TBD's gear and walks off.

The Sound of the Cannon signifying we are down to 8 jolts the rest of the arena to the realization that the end game is just beginning, and with the Arena now shrinking in size, hiding is nearly impossible. CatMom spots Arrowhead, remembering what he had done to her one friend in the arena, BamaCajun earlier and decides its time to fight. She jumps out and swings wildly at her enemy, but Arrowhead dodges. The two fight for a considerable amount of time, often yelling insults about the others football programs as they go. This draws the attention of Saint333 and YosefHimself, The App State district watches in delight as the two lesser districts fight it out. Cat Mom is unusally good with the sword, but Arrowhead is excellent at dodging. After 5 minutes of brutal combat, both heroes are bloody and bruised and still going at it. Cat Mom finally manages to trip Arrowhead and knocks him to the ground. She charges to go for the kill shot, but right as she raises her blade to go for the kill, an Arrow lands straight in her heart. CatMom drops the sword and falls to the ground. YosefHimself turns and looks at saint, who drops his bow. "What, I was bored" Saint exclaims. Arrowhead uses the opportunity to get up and sprint away, as both Yosef and Saint give chase.

Frantically Arrowhead runs through the woods, he can hear the whooping and hollering of his would be murders behind him. Arrowhead has learned these woods well in the games and darts in and out down different paths, only stopping as he can hear the noises of his pursuers go farther and away. Relieved to have escape, Arrowhead relaxes and turns, only to find a Sucker punch from a charing Panama land straight in his jaw. Dazed and stunned Arrowhead drops straight to the ground. Panama picks up a nearby rock, and slams it straight into Arrowhead's head, killing him instantly

In the distance, GaSoEagle and EricSaid hear Arrowhead's final scream, the sound of the cannon, and they begin to slowly move toward the action. Both appear in the distance and see each other and Panama for the first time. All 3 heroes look at each other, and raise their weapons to finish the fight.

Just as they were to engage a loud Wolf Howl emanates from the distance. All three tributes turn and look at the source of the noise.

Slowly but surely, from out of sight, from out of nowhere a hundreds of wolves have appeared throughout the arena. With Red Bloodshot eyes, and brown coats, and with what appears to be "Butch Jones" etched into each coat, the Pack of Wolves begin to chase all of our remaining heroes back toward the frozen lake. For its Finale Night, and only one can survive.

6 Remain alive:
EricSaid
GaSoEagle
FrankyP
Panama
YosefHimself
Saint333

Who will be the last one standing and the true winner of the hunger games?

To be continued....
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ULMost!
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(01-16-2021 07:14 PM)DeanoAPP Wrote:  I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.
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Well I may be a dead guy but its pretty entertaining. Anything to keep from talking or reading about BB.
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The South Alabama and Arkansas State districts might be out of it, but rumor says they’re going to find new mentors to lead them in future years of the Hunger Games.
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(01-17-2021 08:07 AM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-16-2021 07:14 PM)DeanoAPP Wrote:  I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.

You're missing out on a lot of great dice.
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(01-17-2021 01:29 PM)Pounce FTW Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 08:07 AM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-16-2021 07:14 PM)DeanoAPP Wrote:  I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.

You're missing out on a lot of great dice.

What would I do with them? I guess one 12 sided die would work in Monopoly.
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(01-17-2021 01:57 PM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 01:29 PM)Pounce FTW Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 08:07 AM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-16-2021 07:14 PM)DeanoAPP Wrote:  I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.

You're missing out on a lot of great dice.

What would I do with them? I guess one 12 sided die would work in Monopoly.

Only if you don't want rolling doubles to be possible
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(01-17-2021 03:14 PM)debragga Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 01:57 PM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 01:29 PM)Pounce FTW Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 08:07 AM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-16-2021 07:14 PM)DeanoAPP Wrote:  I think I'm too old to understand what's going on in this thread.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.

You're missing out on a lot of great dice.

What would I do with them? I guess one 12 sided die would work in Monopoly.

Only if you don't want rolling doubles to be possible

Dammit!

Okay. I have no use. This thread is entertaining, though I don’t understand it.
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(01-17-2021 05:17 PM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 03:14 PM)debragga Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 01:57 PM)AppinVA Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 01:29 PM)Pounce FTW Wrote:  
(01-17-2021 08:07 AM)AppinVA Wrote:  I’m glad I’m not the only one. My dice have six sides. No more, no less.

You're missing out on a lot of great dice.

What would I do with them? I guess one 12 sided die would work in Monopoly.

Only if you don't want rolling doubles to be possible

Dammit!

Okay. I have no use. This thread is entertaining, though I don’t understand it.

You know it would be doubles if you roll a 2 or a 12, after that a complete guess.
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