SyFy channel today is showing all the Friday the 13th movies.

Here's some fun facts I know we're all curious about:
Most kills:

Jason Voorhees has killed approximately 146 people in just 12 films, thats an average of 12.2 slaughters a film.

Michael Myers has killed approximately 94 people in 10 films, an average of 9.4 murders a film

Freddy Krueger has killed approximately 35 people in 8 films, just an average of 4.4 massacre’s a film.

Winner: Jason Voorhees
By a country mile, doesn’t have a set vendetta so just kills anyone he sees, a killing machine.

This reminds me of that summer when Jimmy quit and Jody got married

(03-13-2020 01:38 PM)ImaTiger Wrote:  

(03-13-2020 08:42 AM)fsquid Wrote:  Sex

A football is 3.5 hours.

A baseball game is 3 hours.

A Basketball game is 2.5 hours.

A Soccer game is 2 hours.

The time commitment for sex assuming mowing the yard, washing the car, shopping for groceries, cooking dinner and cleaning the kitchen isn't foreplay is considerably less.

You're doing it wrong.

Well, the owner here just told all of us to come in tomorrow so we can organize the warehouse. Pretty sure that if the corona virus set in close to here, that they'd tell us to wear a hazmat suit and don't be late. Since we don't have actual "sick days" and missing work for illness or a doctor appt is frowned upon, they aren't real concerned about us and the CV. I think our owner's son throws up in his mouth a little bit every time he has to pay someone for a vacation day.

No worries though, they miss plenty of time at Pickwick and Orange Beach while we make them a pretty penny. Being worth millions has its perks I guess.

I guess I'm going to have to start talking to my wife. I usually do that between the end of NCAA basketball and before MLB gets going strong.

my wife bought me some stella artois glasses

i can see much better

(03-13-2020 01:40 PM)fsquid Wrote:  A younger version would take this one, but I'm charitable today. Happy Friday!

You and kitten cyber punked me regularly back in the day...

The girlfriend and I broke up 3 months ago. Maybe I should have hung on.

(03-13-2020 05:45 PM)Stammers Wrote:  The girlfriend and I broke up 3 months ago. Maybe I should have hung on.

Damn the timing but.... who would have guessed any of this?

Here is a bagpipe cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman to help pass the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c

Here is some William Hung for the ladies on the board (The She Bangs dude).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_mInZgUCEE

Argue and pick fights with each other.

(03-13-2020 07:42 PM)snowtiger Wrote:  Argue and pick fights with each other.

But that would be different than it is now; right?

I've been in Colombia for the last month, returning home on monday. 14 days of self isolation with no sports on tv, 400 LBS of meat in the freezer, and no way of doing any exercise.

I'm going to get so fat(ter).

Not much difference than the past few years other than the season ending couple weeks earlier. Gonna chill with the kiddos since schools are shut down for the rest of the month. Maybe some Netflix and chill with the lady.

(03-13-2020 09:42 AM)rssumme Wrote:  

(03-13-2020 08:16 AM)bluebacker Wrote:  

(03-13-2020 06:25 AM)ImaTiger Wrote:  I guess we can make a weather channel forum... and can argue who is better Tim or Joey? Todds is on IR today...

Or maybe someone can post updates of river traffic? How are the barges moving up river?

When is rifle season?

At somepoint the ESPN guys just look at one another on ESPN9?

What about video games. Let's get a Quake tourney going?

In 2009-10. 61 million Americans got the swine flu and about 13,000 died (very young, very old, and the otherwise infirm).

Nothing got shut down or cancelled and there was no widesoread panic.

I believe there is a political agenda here.

Italy doesnt give a crap about our politics. They wish they would have shut everything down sooner. Social distancing is the only way to prevent mass runs on our medical infrastructure.

Just saw on interview of a lady from Italy that said their city mayor just weeks ago was saying to show that they weren't racist, they needed to go and hug any Chinese visitor they saw.

Perhaps they should've not let PC culture dictate common sense.

Common sense is the best way to prevent the spreading of this virus.

(03-13-2020 07:15 PM)bluebacker Wrote:  Here is a bagpipe cover of Metallica's Enter Sandman to help pass the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c

The ladies where nice to look at, but that sounded like a bunch of can openers going off at once.

Of you have ESPN+ it looks like Super Rugby is still being played. Watching Reds v Bulls right now.

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It's time to visit your local library. I went yesterday and checked out a couple of books. Look at this as a opportunity to wean yourself from the "boob tube" and actually learn stuff.

complete your 2020 census

last night we watched the memphis-ucla game from 2008 final four

boy, teams today take too many 3's, both teams were trying to drive to the basket (cdr 28, rose 25)

up next, 2006 memphis-tulsa where carney dunks from pass off the backboard