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Abra-fukin'-cadabra!




Mike, can you describe what losing your 14th game in a row is like for those of us that have never gone through it?




It's a b_itch ain't it? Have you tried red wine yet?

(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...

How does my shadow feel?

(02-20-2019 05:56 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...

How does my shadow feel?

Doh!

If you take another jump shot so help me. You're 7' 6" for crikes sakes!

Grant of rights? Grant of rights...[awkward pause] Who said anything about grant of rights? That didn't come from me...

(02-20-2019 05:56 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...

How does my shadow feel?

I need you to play angry Tako! How you gonna play next week against Brooks? You're 7' 6" for crikes sakes!

(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...

Approximate location of Tacko Fall's strike zone in MLB

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(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...


Dunk it. Every time. Not half the time. Or 75% of the time. And don’t commit an intentional foul by grabbing a guy’s jersey! Make it count, dammit!

Yes...perhaps I am a taller version of Mr. Magoo with a pink tie...

So Kevin Ollie may be this much taller than me...but I am a better coach by at least this much!


20 grand! No, Jank... that recruit is worth at least 50 grand!

Well I am confused... because that guys head is rather shiny. And I like shiny things... my precious..,

Mick: “Do you think maybe one day, I will be the coach at Cincinnati?”
Huggs: <Glare>

You can't guard me Fall. You ain't seen thunder like I got dog. You're going down bruh.

And that's when I realized "there is no cloud." it's just another computer!



Look at you miserable bastards... Is this it? This is what I have to look forward to?
I'd rather testify before congress than listen to your stupid inane questions about this dead end job.



Wazzup?!?!





Two hundred! Two hundre..no wait 3!!!



Well, you all are the ugliest buncha hookers I've ever seen!





"The spoon Mick! The fork ran off with the ******* spoon."
"That's messed up."

[Phone Rings]
[Nike President/CEO Mark Parker] Yeah, hello?
[Nike Board of Directors Member] You watchin' this?
[Mark] What the hell do you think? Call an emergency Board meeting!

We got this! Everbody keep kung fu fighting!

[Katz] Coach, is there any particular reason you're staring at my neck and not answering questions?

[SMU Public Address Announcer] Annnnd nowww...please direct your attention to courtside where former President George W. Bush will perform his flash dance to David Rose's classic "The Stripper."

(02-19-2019 09:31 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  Pick one or several [humor appreciated]...

Mmmmmm... Tastes good, but coach... Is there blood on it?

[Heckler] Hey Janks! Did you get the license plate number of the lard truck that ran over your head?

You know, this SMU job was so much easier when Larry was paying dudes $$ to come here.