(01-05-2018 01:02 PM)Claw Wrote: There's never a transvestite when you need one. Would have been so perfect.
another truism from the land of idiocy I participated in during my 'youth'......
after trippin' balls on ecstasy, drinking, tokin' and snortin' (before X became illegal when one didn't have to worry about bs chems) after seeing the Cure at UNO Lakefront Arena, me and my buddy somehow ended up with two chicks where one was 'suspect'....
I 'coerced' him to drive back to the hotel where the rest of our gang was hanging just to have him parade 'his' as I followed behind taking a poll, "is it a he or she".....
he had to defend himself the next day with, "I swear man, I reached between it's legs"....
#goodtimes ... I have no clue how I survived those years.....but the stories are embedded
oh yeah, we got mugged on Esplanade later at 6 a.m after he flattened out the driver's side on the angle iron curbing a 3-wood away from I-10......no bs....
I was once that crazy motherfokker.....now I'm just an old guy with a shiteload of stories.,...wouldn't trade it for anything....you're only 20 once.....and I knew it going in.....
and to the OP's topic, I had a few of those reversal moments.....like a dog, some women just like a little comfort when they crave the 'snuggle'.....I simply let it happen w/o reaction....I'm not THAT stupid to respond in 'kind'.....turning 40 was tooooooooo muchhhhhhh fonzies.....the available +/- range doesn't get better....especially after a divorce....