12-25-2022, 10:07 AM
Or happy last night of Hanukkah if you celebrate as we do. As the one who brings the most joy to this board i felt I'd play the roll of Santa.
Here are your gifts:
To Billybearcat: the power of positivity
To Bearhawkeye: the ability to admit he might be wrong
To Rath and Cataclysmo: permission to go on an intimate couples trip together. Spoil yourselves.
To cinbinsportsfan: a reactivated twitter account
To Cat-man: starting qb Andy Dalton still being in the division title race
To Bearcatman: a bearcat roster with huge kicking questions so you can really strut your stuff
To BearcatJerry: games at pitt and wvu in 2023 (don't hold me to the second)
To Jchuges7: a place to sell your tickets at our above face value
To bcat1997: several more years of John Cunningham who could have definitely kept fickell if he just offered a lifetime billion dollar contract.
To UCBearcatlawjd2: unlimited timeouts that you can call during any uc basketball game to stop the other team's 4-0 run.
To Gametime: another year supply of idiots to destroy in your twitter feed
To UCGrad1992: the return of your unrelenting optimism for all things Bearcats
To Bearcats#1: permission to keep reading....I know you're still out there
To BWW: a year subscription to mother Jones and a hunter Biden vice of the month club membership
If I left you out, never fret. To the rest of you filthy animals i love you too and I give you my solemn vow to stick around for the next year and give my unflinchingly accurate takes on everything.
Merry Christmas!
Here are your gifts:
To Billybearcat: the power of positivity
To Bearhawkeye: the ability to admit he might be wrong
To Rath and Cataclysmo: permission to go on an intimate couples trip together. Spoil yourselves.
To cinbinsportsfan: a reactivated twitter account
To Cat-man: starting qb Andy Dalton still being in the division title race
To Bearcatman: a bearcat roster with huge kicking questions so you can really strut your stuff
To BearcatJerry: games at pitt and wvu in 2023 (don't hold me to the second)
To Jchuges7: a place to sell your tickets at our above face value
To bcat1997: several more years of John Cunningham who could have definitely kept fickell if he just offered a lifetime billion dollar contract.
To UCBearcatlawjd2: unlimited timeouts that you can call during any uc basketball game to stop the other team's 4-0 run.
To Gametime: another year supply of idiots to destroy in your twitter feed
To UCGrad1992: the return of your unrelenting optimism for all things Bearcats
To Bearcats#1: permission to keep reading....I know you're still out there
To BWW: a year subscription to mother Jones and a hunter Biden vice of the month club membership
If I left you out, never fret. To the rest of you filthy animals i love you too and I give you my solemn vow to stick around for the next year and give my unflinchingly accurate takes on everything.
Merry Christmas!