09-07-2021, 02:49 PM
If you accomplish nothing else during your tenure at CMU:
1. Give us a division I logo. The “farting-C” is the worst in NCAA history! Look at our logos from the 1970s.
2. Never, I mean NEVER embrace Cathy Combover from Kalamacrapity!
3. Get a new marching band director, one with imagination.
4. Fire Bob Akey. He’s cost us too many games.
5. How about broadcasting our away games via our video board? Charge a nominal fee and allow tailgating.
6. Dump men’s golf and replace with men’s lacrosse. Golf is nothing more than pasture pool, a poor man’s polo.
7. If the football team has to sacrifice possible injury (and possible future employment), then football should keep the majority of revenue earned. What do the non-revenue athletes risk/contribute? They’re getting free tuition and board now —— pay to play or go somewhere else!
8. I’m sick of non-CMU people coming in here (Board of Trustees, Presidents, ADs, and others not willing to take risks to elevate the school and athletics!
1. Give us a division I logo. The “farting-C” is the worst in NCAA history! Look at our logos from the 1970s.
2. Never, I mean NEVER embrace Cathy Combover from Kalamacrapity!
3. Get a new marching band director, one with imagination.
4. Fire Bob Akey. He’s cost us too many games.
5. How about broadcasting our away games via our video board? Charge a nominal fee and allow tailgating.
6. Dump men’s golf and replace with men’s lacrosse. Golf is nothing more than pasture pool, a poor man’s polo.
7. If the football team has to sacrifice possible injury (and possible future employment), then football should keep the majority of revenue earned. What do the non-revenue athletes risk/contribute? They’re getting free tuition and board now —— pay to play or go somewhere else!
8. I’m sick of non-CMU people coming in here (Board of Trustees, Presidents, ADs, and others not willing to take risks to elevate the school and athletics!