Can I please borrow someone's hot tub time machine, go back to the mid 80s, and find Nina Hartley and Christy Canyon to give me a bday lapdance? I'll share the Polaroids. Regardless of profession, they were 2 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I think that would be a fitting gift for my 50th.
50 huh? Congrats.
I'm only 39.
For the 13th year in a row now. My calendar broke.
(05-19-2021 01:05 PM)Rufus T. Firefly Wrote: [ -> ]Can I please borrow someone's hot tub time machine, go back to the mid 80s, and find Nina Hartley and Christy Canyon to give me a bday lapdance? I'll share the Polaroids. Regardless of profession, they were 2 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I think that would be a fitting gift for my 50th.
Nina still not looking too bad for her age.
HBD!