08-22-2020, 03:52 PM
08-22-2020, 03:54 PM
Not trump.
Orange man bad.
White hair man good.
Orange man bad.
White hair man good.
08-22-2020, 03:54 PM
Cause Harris will make a fine President after about 3 months? .
Oh. Wait. I may not be doing this right...
Oh. Wait. I may not be doing this right...
08-22-2020, 07:55 PM
If you had to vote for Hitler or Not-Hitler, who would you vote for?
People voting Biden are using that logic
People voting Biden are using that logic
08-22-2020, 08:41 PM
Isn't the question technically an oxymoron?
08-22-2020, 08:54 PM
Because at least he’s not a creepy old man... oh wait
08-22-2020, 08:59 PM
I posed this question on FB recently, "I'd like to invite all my democrat friends to explain why they think a Biden Harris ticket is the way to cast their vote. And Orange Man Bad isn't a good enough reason so please don't use it. If you can't articulate their policy proposals and defend their positions with anything more than emotion then please don't bother.
I'll stay on the line and wait...
It took half a day but one finally responded with this, "They believe in gun control, women’s rights, and LGBTQ rights. Plus they haven’t been accused of raping any children'. I schiff you not.
It took another day to get this one, "Criminal justice reform, healthcare affordability and accessibility, increased funding for education, reduced funding for military (and finally) and to get rid of the bad orange man.
A friend of mine responded with this from an alias:
"I like to roast marshmallows near federal courthouses so I like peaceful protests.
You don't need a gun, you can call the police.
We need to abolish the police.
Babies are so annoying we should be able to kill them any time during their first 10 months of life.
An aggressive foreign policy is a good way for politician's families to get rich so I am all for that.
Black people cannot help themselves. They need me to save them from the racists like you.
Even though the number 1 cause of death for young black men is homicide and they are more likely to get struck by lightning after being bitten by a shark than in a criminal shooting by a police officer, we need to paint BLM on every street in America and ignore what is actually happening in our cities.
You are trying to kill me by giving me the covid virus by denying the science behind wearing masks that does not exist.
We need to allow anyone in our country even if we don't know whether or not they have an infectious disease.
Speaking of science, men need to be able to get abortions.
Also, I'm concerned about Barack Obama's house in the Hamptons winding up underwater from climate change. That is why we need to wreck our economy to fix climate change. Well, not fix climate change, just change it by an amount so small that we won't notice it but we will feel like we accomplished something. We only have 10 years left to not fix it and find another threat to the planet to freak everyone out about.
We need to end capitalism but not before I buy some more North Face stuff made in China by slaves.".
I could hear their heads exploding from here
I'll stay on the line and wait...
It took half a day but one finally responded with this, "They believe in gun control, women’s rights, and LGBTQ rights. Plus they haven’t been accused of raping any children'. I schiff you not.
It took another day to get this one, "Criminal justice reform, healthcare affordability and accessibility, increased funding for education, reduced funding for military (and finally) and to get rid of the bad orange man.
A friend of mine responded with this from an alias:
"I like to roast marshmallows near federal courthouses so I like peaceful protests.
You don't need a gun, you can call the police.
We need to abolish the police.
Babies are so annoying we should be able to kill them any time during their first 10 months of life.
An aggressive foreign policy is a good way for politician's families to get rich so I am all for that.
Black people cannot help themselves. They need me to save them from the racists like you.
Even though the number 1 cause of death for young black men is homicide and they are more likely to get struck by lightning after being bitten by a shark than in a criminal shooting by a police officer, we need to paint BLM on every street in America and ignore what is actually happening in our cities.
You are trying to kill me by giving me the covid virus by denying the science behind wearing masks that does not exist.
We need to allow anyone in our country even if we don't know whether or not they have an infectious disease.
Speaking of science, men need to be able to get abortions.
Also, I'm concerned about Barack Obama's house in the Hamptons winding up underwater from climate change. That is why we need to wreck our economy to fix climate change. Well, not fix climate change, just change it by an amount so small that we won't notice it but we will feel like we accomplished something. We only have 10 years left to not fix it and find another threat to the planet to freak everyone out about.
We need to end capitalism but not before I buy some more North Face stuff made in China by slaves.".
I could hear their heads exploding from here
08-22-2020, 09:47 PM
He’s had 50 years of public service to get it right?