I want deflections
Scoring is overrated
Nobody listens
Rebuild the program
I want credit forever
Hire me, UNLV?
People aren't going to want to hear this but....
Ultimately it's my fault but.....
I need a new gym
Without it we can't keep up
Look out here we come
He's a little man
He runs a little offense
Scoring is for wimps
Lights, camera, action
OSU in the new Shoe
Crapped his bed again
Deflection charts are nice
Making shots are for pu*ssies
Lost another big one
Some folks don't like me
Long as Sammy is happy
That's all that matters
We don't need to score
Just don't give up any shots
First one to five wins!
I miss peach baskets
Naismith said scoring was lame
20 points won it
Like his naysayers
He, too, is repetitive
And without substance
dribble, dribble, clang
dribble, collective groan, clang
dribble, clang, clang, clang
Lay people are dumb
Scoring is not important
Two-point-two million
Resurrected team,
But he has a low ceiling.
That's not a short joke.
What has happened, Mick?
Much more pay, still same product
I want your agent
Brand new arena
Playing OSU at home
Limp d*** Mick don't care
Mick sucks ballz
I hate Haikus
Basketball season is for friends and family
Is this even close?
Jenifer dribbles
His pass deflects off Brooks' hand
Mick is elated
I'd rather have Rick
Strippers, 5 star studs, and wins
Than Mick's deflections