08-21-2003, 04:21 PM
Three football fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their football caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive. The first fan places his USC cap over her left breast, the second places his UGA cap on her right breast and the third fan covers her privates with his Clemson cap.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, a cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the USC cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the UGA cap, and also quickly replaced it. However, when he lifted the Clemson cap, he stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Clemson cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the curious fans stopped him and asked why he spent so much time looking at the woman's privates. He replied, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an a$$*@*e under a Clemson cap."
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, a cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the USC cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the UGA cap, and also quickly replaced it. However, when he lifted the Clemson cap, he stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Clemson cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the curious fans stopped him and asked why he spent so much time looking at the woman's privates. He replied, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an a$$*@*e under a Clemson cap."
