CSNbbs

If you read the Sports Bar page, you've probably already seen this, but I wanted to share it with yall for those who don't go there regularly.

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This very prim and proper southern lady was driving across the Cooper River Bridge in Charleston, SC one day.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge getting ready to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mom and Dad".

He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump". She said, "Well think of your wife and kids".

He replied, "I'm not married and don't have any kids". She said, " Well think of Robert E. Lee".

He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"

She replied, "Jump, you damn Yankee!"

Coach Cutt and Jackie Sherrill were to meet in Tupelo concerning the woes of Mississippi football. Cutt was late and Jacky was pissed, so Cutt had to come up with a story to cool Jacky's temper.

Cutt explained that he had a flat on old hwy 6 between Pontotoc and Tupelo but the darndest thing happened. When he pulled over to change the tire, he got out of the car then he noticed an African lion on the side of the road, and on the other side of the road a huge tiger. They began to growl and slowley move in his direction. Just about that time a small dog jumped from the bushs tearing to shreds both vicious animals.

Jacky not to be outdone exclaimed, Oh... you found my dog!!!!