12-01-2003, 01:18 PM
In honor of the sorryest bunch of RUNTS ever to play in the SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE, I introduce to y'all, OLE PISS TRIVIA TIME!!!:::
Question 1:
Who is STILL the only SEC WEST team TO NEVER< EVER PLAY IN ATLANTA?
a. olepiss
b. olepiss
c. olepiss
d. olepiss
e. olepiss
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!
Question 2:
What do olepiss, France, TeleTubbies, Gargamel and Al Gore have in common?
THE ANSWER IS: THEY ALL SUCK, but you'd never know it from how much hooping and hollering they do about how great they all think they are, even though they never have won anything ever and we all know they never will win anything ever.
Question 3:
Which is more intimidating and scary:
a. butterflies
b. Michael Jackson
c. bunny rabbits
d. Urkel
e. REBSTILL
f. Colonel Reb
THE ANSWER IS: C...bunny rabbits. Have y'all ever seen Monty Python? DAMM, that is a scary bunny there!!
Question 4:
Where will Eli Manning work next September when he gets cut by the NFL?
a. Piggly Wiggly
b. Wal-Mart
c. Jiffy Lube
d. Peyton's jock cleaner
e. Pizza Hut
THE ANSWER IS: D. Only a family member will find use for that boy!!
QUESTION 5:
When was the last time olepiss ever won anything?
a. 1719
b. 1734
c. 1765
d. 1791
e. never won anything of significance
AND THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS E!!!!!
QUESTION 6.
WHo kicked ole piss right square in the walnuts?
a. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!
QUESTION 7.
When TREV called olepiss a bunch of RUNTS, he was
a. 100% CORRECT
b. A mean jerk, but still 100% CORRECT
c. Not that bright, 'cuz that's something the rest of us have been saying for decades now.
Question 1:
Who is STILL the only SEC WEST team TO NEVER< EVER PLAY IN ATLANTA?
a. olepiss
b. olepiss
c. olepiss
d. olepiss
e. olepiss
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!
Question 2:
What do olepiss, France, TeleTubbies, Gargamel and Al Gore have in common?
THE ANSWER IS: THEY ALL SUCK, but you'd never know it from how much hooping and hollering they do about how great they all think they are, even though they never have won anything ever and we all know they never will win anything ever.
Question 3:
Which is more intimidating and scary:
a. butterflies
b. Michael Jackson
c. bunny rabbits
d. Urkel
e. REBSTILL
f. Colonel Reb
THE ANSWER IS: C...bunny rabbits. Have y'all ever seen Monty Python? DAMM, that is a scary bunny there!!
Question 4:
Where will Eli Manning work next September when he gets cut by the NFL?
a. Piggly Wiggly
b. Wal-Mart
c. Jiffy Lube
d. Peyton's jock cleaner
e. Pizza Hut
THE ANSWER IS: D. Only a family member will find use for that boy!!
QUESTION 5:
When was the last time olepiss ever won anything?
a. 1719
b. 1734
c. 1765
d. 1791
e. never won anything of significance
AND THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS E!!!!!
QUESTION 6.
WHo kicked ole piss right square in the walnuts?
a. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!
QUESTION 7.
When TREV called olepiss a bunch of RUNTS, he was
a. 100% CORRECT
b. A mean jerk, but still 100% CORRECT
c. Not that bright, 'cuz that's something the rest of us have been saying for decades now.