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So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Was she hot?

(07-31-2014 09:35 AM)VA49er Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Was she hot?

The stench clouded my vision

(07-31-2014 09:38 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:35 AM)VA49er Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Was she hot?

The stench clouded my vision

Just saying, somethings can be overlooked if the hotness factor is there. However, she'd have to be a 9-10 to overlook any BO.

(07-31-2014 09:39 AM)VA49er Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:38 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:35 AM)VA49er Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Was she hot?

The stench clouded my visiony

Just saying, somethings can be overlooked if the hotness factor is there. However, she'd have to be a 9-10 to overlook any BO.

Dude the way she smelled she could have been a buck naked 12 and I would still run the other direction

Bartender is one word

First off, Why destroy the taste of a good whiskey with a girly man drink labeled after a sh!thole metropolis? Check your masculine meter.

Just kidding!

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Which Fish Market location? I was at the one in San Mateo yesterday for lunch after a meeting. I was very impressed with the Crusted Rainbow Trout.

Californians are nasty

My wife was born and raised in California and after seeing what life is like outside that state she never wants to go back.

You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote: [ -> ]You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.


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(07-31-2014 01:29 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote: [ -> ]You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.


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LIKE ZOMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE ENVIRONMENT? HOW MANY WHALES AND PELICANS HAVE TO DROWN IN OIL SPILLED BY BILLIONAIRE NO-TAX-PAYING NO-JOB-MAKING BP EXECUTIVES AND HOW MANY METRIC TONS OF CARBON HAVE TO BE SPEWED SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH OIL TO MAKE YOUR DAMN PLASTIC CONTAINER? HOW MANY OLD GROWTH AMAZONIAN TREES WERE NEEDED TO GET THE PAPER TO MAKE THE WIPE? WHAT CANCEROUS CHEMICALS MADE FROM BABY SEALS AND UNICORN HORNS HAD TO BE ADDED TO THE WIPES? YOU ****ING CAPITALIST NAZI 1% GREED WHORE.

I'm going over here to drink my kale shake and then take a dump and wipe my own *** with my dredlocks which double as an incubator for lice. Lice are animals too you bigoted murderer. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WHITE MALE DEVIL.

(07-31-2014 01:29 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote: [ -> ]You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.

They cause land fill problems.

(07-31-2014 01:35 PM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:29 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote: [ -> ]You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.


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LIKE ZOMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE ENVIRONMENT? HOW MANY WHALES AND PELICANS HAVE TO DROWN IN OIL SPILLED BY BILLIONAIRE NO-TAX-PAYING NO-JOB-MAKING BP EXECUTIVES AND HOW MANY METRIC TONS OF CARBON HAVE TO BE SPEWED SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH OIL TO MAKE YOUR DAMN PLASTIC CONTAINER? HOW MANY OLD GROWTH AMAZONIAN TREES WERE NEEDED TO GET THE PAPER TO MAKE THE WIPE? WHAT CANCEROUS CHEMICALS MADE FROM BABY SEALS AND UNICORN HORNS HAD TO BE ADDED TO THE WIPES? YOU ****ING CAPITALIST NAZI 1% GREED WHORE.

I'm going over here to drink my kale shake and then take a dump and wipe my own *** with my dredlocks which double as an incubator for lice. Lice are animals too you bigoted murderer. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WHITE MALE DEVIL.

Hippy!

again, here they are

(07-31-2014 01:35 PM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:29 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote: [ -> ]You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.


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LIKE ZOMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE ENVIRONMENT? HOW MANY WHALES AND PELICANS HAVE TO DROWN IN OIL SPILLED BY BILLIONAIRE NO-TAX-PAYING NO-JOB-MAKING BP EXECUTIVES AND HOW MANY METRIC TONS OF CARBON HAVE TO BE SPEWED SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH OIL TO MAKE YOUR DAMN PLASTIC CONTAINER? HOW MANY OLD GROWTH AMAZONIAN TREES WERE NEEDED TO GET THE PAPER TO MAKE THE WIPE? WHAT CANCEROUS CHEMICALS MADE FROM BABY SEALS AND UNICORN HORNS HAD TO BE ADDED TO THE WIPES? YOU ****ING CAPITALIST NAZI 1% GREED WHORE.

I'm going over here to drink my kale shake and then take a dump and wipe my own *** with my dredlocks which double as an incubator for lice. Lice are animals too you bigoted murderer. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WHITE MALE DEVIL.

With all that upper case I think you're the one who's being capitalist.




I would like to apologize to everyone for that terrible joke, I'll just leave now...

(07-31-2014 12:23 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: [ -> ]Californians are nasty

(07-31-2014 02:43 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 12:23 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote: [ -> ]Californians are nasty

(07-31-2014 12:10 PM)GrayBeard Wrote: [ -> ]

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Which Fish Market location? I was at the one in San Mateo yesterday for lunch after a meeting. I was very impressed with the Crusted Rainbow Trout.

San Jose, I had smoked albacore tuna and mesquite grilled wahoo