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Quote:In what could potentially be the greatest sports story since Cool Runnings, America’s own Dennis Rodman has decided to go all Shang from Mulan and make basketball players out of the North Koreans.

Rodman, the self-disignated ambassador to the hermit kingdom of North Korea, told the Associated Press in a phone interview: “I’m going to be the most famous person in the world when you see American people holding hands and hoping the doors can be opened.”

Primarily known for his amazing basketball skills, and critically acclaimed role in the film “Double Team” with Jean Claude Van Damme, Rodman has gotten into the world peace game with all the enthusiasm of a teenage girl on “My Sweet 16.” From hanging out with his bro, Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, to creating “Bad Ass Vodka” that he hopes will one day be used by Barack Obama for “…toasting Kim Jong Un and Me.” Rodman is bravely paving a path to peace, one unbelievably amazing idea at time.

Can Rodman finally bridge the gap between the Americans and the North Koreans? Maybe we can finally get past all the horrendous oppression that the Kim family has put the North Korean people through, as Rodman has seemed to be able to do. Maybe with the help of Dennis Rodman, North Korea will no longer beat, kill, and destroy it’s own people on the streets, but will turn it’s full attention to beating, killing, and destroying on the court.

Either way, all our hopes for our relationship with North Korea rest on the shoulders of Dennis Rodman at this moment, who is totally not crazy.

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This has international incident written all over it.

Anyone who is dumb enough to walk away from Carmen Electra deserves to go to NK and stay there.

Just don't upset Kim Un. You'll be sharing a grave with his uncle.

North Korea, home of the 5 point basket and -1 point for a missed free throw.

I can hear it now:

"At Center. Born from a rainbow over Paektu Mountain. 5'0'' 275 lbs. Dear Great Respectable Leader Comrade General Kim Jong-Un!"

Trying to set up good relations with a tyrannical government is fishy at best, especially by a private citizen. I hope he is safe. Who knows what the North Koreans have up their sleeve?

(12-17-2013 02:26 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote: [ -> ]"At Center. Born from a rainbow over Paektu Mountain. 5'0'' 275 lbs. Dear Great Respectable Leader Comrade General Kim Jong-Un!"

5'0 / 275lbs? Heresy! Dear Great Respectable Leader Comrade General Kim Jong-Un is 6'2 and a svelte 180lbs according to the 2014 North Korea Basketball Is Best Basketball media guide

This would be like getting cozy with Uday and Quasay Hussein. It probably starts well but in the end your ass gets branded and your dead.

(12-17-2013 02:35 PM)Ole Blue Wrote: [ -> ]Trying to set up good relations with a tyrannical government is fishy at best, especially by a private citizen. I hope he is safe. Who knows what the North Koreans have up their sleeve?

He's apparently going to be staying on Kim Jong-un's private island, which Rodman says was like Ibiza, but only Kim lives there.

(12-17-2013 02:17 PM)smn1256 Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone who is dumb enough to walk away from Carmen Electra deserves to go to NK and stay there.

When you're a fag that desires a dick, I'm sure it's easy to leave Electra. I hope he stays in NK.













I'm sure his dad would be really disappointed.

I think it's kind of funny.

(12-17-2013 04:45 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's kind of funny.

So do I. Especially since North Koreans are so tiny. I also think that lip ring looks funny. It's a little too small.

(12-17-2013 04:52 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-17-2013 04:45 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's kind of funny.

So do I. Especially since North Koreans are so tiny. I also think that lip ring looks funny. It's a little too small.

I don't think he wants to link that lip ring with the 'other' ones he is used to.

(12-17-2013 04:54 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-17-2013 04:52 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote: [ -> ]

(12-17-2013 04:45 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote: [ -> ]I think it's kind of funny.

So do I. Especially since North Koreans are so tiny. I also think that lip ring looks funny. It's a little too small.

I don't think he wants to link that lip ring with the 'other' ones he is used to.

It probably links to a dong ring...

Rodman is a true character. I have to admit he is his own man and regardless of his craziness?...I kind of envy his free spirit and ability to really not give a damn what anyone things. Here's to ya Worm...

(12-17-2013 05:38 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote: [ -> ]Rodman is a true character. I have to admit he is his own man and regardless of his craziness?...I kind of envy his free spirit and ability to really not give a damn what anyone things. Here's to ya Worm...

(12-17-2013 02:17 PM)smn1256 Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone who is dumb enough to walk away from Carmen Electra deserves to go to NK and stay there.

+100

...nm...wrong thread.

While death camps and starvation exists around Dennis, he will try to teach the game of basketball. North Korea is not a place to live or teach. Wow.