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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
One time our house caught on fire, I can remember Mom telling us kids to be quiet or we'd wake our Father.

Thanks to Rodney for a life time of great one liners.
Doctor: You have some mental issues.

Rodney: I want a second opinion.

Doctor: OK, You're ugly too.


Rodney: Doctor, whenever I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I'm not sure, but your eyesight is perfect.
BTW: Is it OK to post some "She's so fat..." jokes? :)
oh hell yeah
She's so fat that...

...when so goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
...when she makes love, she has to give directions (I guess you can add a GPS comment to this old classic),
...when she wipes herself, she has to send the toilet paper to her butt by UPS.
...she has her own area code.
...the dollar bills in her back pocket have a booger hanging out of George Washington's nose.

More later...
Thanks, I love these....
Not an insult joke, but funny as hell.

I once had a camauflage outfit. I hung it in closet, now I can't find it.

The great Steven Wright.
When she was a little girl, a pervert offered her 3 lollipops to get under his car :)
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
ODU loosing to GSU even though they had the best all around QB in the FCS.
Sadly, even with our new Pistol Option in place act 3 would end up with the same ending.
A GSU grad spelling "losing" as "loosing".
(02-14-2014 06:00 PM)djnva Wrote: [ -> ]A GSU grad spelling "losing" as "loosing".

Oh look, djnva canker won the spelling bee. That put you one up on me . 03-weeping

GSU 2 – ODU 0 03-nutkick

oduCANKER 1 – TALON 0 03-banghead
go pick some boogers, fingernail.
(02-15-2014 02:49 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote: [ -> ]go pick some boogers, fingernail.

Oh, really Smutty
Look buster, go pop the canker pustules on jdnva _________!03-puke
Then like the dirty ODU dog that you are lick the oozing gray liquid as it spews forth.04-jawdrop

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