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I heard from reliable sources, Bob Stone has been dismissed from team. Coach sited irreconcilable differences. More information to follow.
That is terrible since he was my hope for a 6' 5", 260 lb RB.
(08-14-2013 10:42 AM)BAMANBLAZERFAN Wrote: [ -> ]That is terrible since he was my hope for a 6' 5", 260 lb RB.

That benched over 500lbs and ran 4.1 in the forty...
No one player is bigger than the team, even if he's our first 5 star recruit
Who's got the nerve to tell him?
There goes the season!
Jeez people, the sky isn't falling. He never really lived up to his potential.
did he get kicked off the football and basketball teams??
He has been nothing but trouble every since he's been here!!!
The Bob Stone joke has really jumped the shark. Chris from math class as well.

I also think the thread title should be edited, as it has often been done in the past to indicate that the thread is a joke and no one else has been dismissed. It will ruin the joke but precedent has been set.
I dunno. I think Chris from math class still has some mileage. Or at least, that's what he told me.
Bob Stone rides shark jumping motorcycles too? Is there anything this man can't do ?


Next year, J.J. Watt will carefully check the opponents active roster to make sure Bob Stone isn't listed.

Chuch Norris has Bob Stone's autograph. He keeps it in his wallet. For Inspiration when times look the bleakest.

Bruce Wayne has a bad habit of calling Bob Stone's ex-girlfriends and begging for dates.

Superman pencils in a tiny "B" in front of the "S" on his chest so he can be like Bob Stone.

Lebron wears Bob Stone's high school gym shorts under his Heat uniform.

There is more mileage for Bob too.
(08-14-2013 12:10 PM)BlazerPhil Wrote: [ -> ]Bob Stone rides shark jumping motorcycles too? Is there anything this man can't do ?


Next year, J.J. Watt will carefully check the opponents active roster to make sure Bob Stone isn't listed.

Chuch Norris has Bob Stone's autograph. He keeps it in his wallet. For Inspiration when times look the bleakest.

Bruce Wayne has a bad habit of calling Bob Stone's ex-girlfriends and begging for dates.

Superman pencils in a tiny "B" in front of the "S" on his chest so he can be like Bob Stone.

Lebron wears Bob Stone's high school gym shorts under his Heat uniform.

There is more mileage for Bob too.

If this is example, then no, not really.
What about his relative, Rollin, who was so well regarded?
(08-14-2013 12:20 PM)legalblazer Wrote: [ -> ]What about his relative, Rollin, who was so well regarded?

Joined a band, I think. Rimshot
If George P Burdell still has mileage, so does Bob.
I just talked to Bob, and he has no idea why he was dismissed from the team. Although very disappointed, he holds no animosity toward our coach or university.
(08-14-2013 11:21 AM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]The Bob Stone joke has really jumped the shark. Chris from math class as well.

I also think the thread title should be edited, as it has often been done in the past to indicate that the thread is a joke and no one else has been dismissed. It will ruin the joke but precedent has been set.

The Fonz just jumped Bob Stone.
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(08-14-2013 11:21 AM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]The Bob Stone joke has really jumped the shark. Chris from math class as well.

I also think the thread title should be edited, as it has often been done in the past to indicate that the thread is a joke and no one else has been dismissed. It will ruin the joke but precedent has been set.

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Ok, here is the deal. I just got off the phone with Chris from Meth class. He said that Bob has no idea why he was cut loose but the good news is that he is still on the basketball and baseball teams. He is still waiting to hear if they will let him continue as a manager on the girl's softball team.

There is... straight from Chris from Meth class.
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