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Not quite as serious as attacking a bouncer (hmmm, I seem to remember a former Florida football player attacking a bouncer during his undergrad days...), but this is much funnier. DUI on a scooter!

well, their other punter is an all american so he's the one we needed on the scooter, but funny story

Sounds like he was pretty wasted.

He was right telling the 2nd officer he didn't have a driver license on him if he handed to the 1st cop........

He was right telling the 2nd officer he didn't have a driver license on him if he handed to the 1st cop........

(07-01-2013 09:50 AM)Terry Wrote: [ -> ]He was right telling the 2nd officer he didn't have a driver license on him if he handed to the 1st cop........

I thought that was pretty quick thinking, too, Terry. My drunken encounters with police tended to be more like this

Police: Sir, are you alright?

Me: Berfersnik stufelpod, Snarker.

Police: Have you been drinking?

Me: Merf? Merf? No dallafoot, pluffer, I dun dornk allever.