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Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition - Aneurysm

No, the aneurysm isn't there! It's in his heart.

There... I meant his brain.

I know that since this is Ron Jeremy you might have thought another part of his body popped.
Bless that hairy fat man.
He's a credit to every man out there who hasn't seen his deal in years bc his gut's been blocking it...
memphis football fan
Hard way to go
(01-30-2013 02:32 PM)callemasIsee-em Wrote: [ -> ]memphis football fan

wow i'd totally forgotten about that!!!
(01-30-2013 03:08 PM)Willie Becton Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 02:32 PM)callemasIsee-em Wrote: [ -> ]memphis football fan

wow i'd totally forgotten about that!!!

Ah, that's right! He was at one of the Old Mrs. - Memphis games at the Liberty Bowl, if I recall correctly.
Why was Ron Jeremy supporting the Tigers?

And does that mean a moderator should move this to the main board?
My protégé. I could be in mourning for weeks if he expires. \
(01-30-2013 03:26 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]My protégé. I could be in mourning for weeks if he expires. \

Are you the one who taught him the art of self... hmmm... Self-"fulfillment"?
(01-30-2013 03:30 PM)Latilleon Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 03:26 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]My protégé. I could be in mourning for weeks if he expires. \

Are you the one who taught him the art of self... hmmm... Self-"fulfillment"?

Ron never needed to indulge in that pastime. He's always been able to find someone to help occupy his time.
(01-30-2013 04:00 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 03:30 PM)Latilleon Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 03:26 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]My protégé. I could be in mourning for weeks if he expires. \

Are you the one who taught him the art of self... hmmm... Self-"fulfillment"?

Ron never needed to indulge in that pastime. He's always been able to find someone to help occupy his time.

I don't think you are talking about the self-fulfillment that I am referring to.

moSt mEn couLdn't Fixtate themselves for the parlor trick Bit that Jeremy was able to do.
(01-30-2013 04:07 PM)Latilleon Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 04:00 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 03:30 PM)Latilleon Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-30-2013 03:26 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]My protégé. I could be in mourning for weeks if he expires. \

Are you the one who taught him the art of self... hmmm... Self-"fulfillment"?

Ron never needed to indulge in that pastime. He's always been able to find someone to help occupy his time.

I don't think you are talking about the self-fulfillment that I am referring to.

moSt mEn couLdn't Fixtate themselves for the parlor trick Bit that Jeremy was able to do.

Oh, that talent. Well then, to answer your original question, yes.
I had no idea who he was until I was in my forties. Shows you how innocent I was.
There's a pretty funny show on Showtime that I caught once called "Dave's old Porn" - which is comedian dave attel making funny comments about his vintage porn collection (everything is blurred out). Evidently he has old porn stars as guests (man do they look busted up).

The one I caught was interviewing/watching with this lady in her 50s who was big in the "industry" (as she called it) in the 80s and she said that Ron Jeremy was the "stunt double" many times when the primary actor had "acting problems."

She said he'd often be eating a hotdog or something while performing since his face wasn't being shown while he was doing his "stunt double work."
(01-31-2013 01:03 AM)21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha Wrote: [ -> ]I had no idea who he was until I was in my forties. Shows you how innocent I was.

Guess I'm still innocent...never heard of him. 03-shhhh
(01-31-2013 11:19 AM)missjtiger Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2013 01:03 AM)21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha Wrote: [ -> ]I had no idea who he was until I was in my forties. Shows you how innocent I was.

Guess I'm still innocent...never heard of him. 03-shhhh

Just imagine Stan Van Gundy with slightly longer hair.
(01-31-2013 11:28 AM)uofmcamaro Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2013 11:19 AM)missjtiger Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2013 01:03 AM)21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha Wrote: [ -> ]I had no idea who he was until I was in my forties. Shows you how innocent I was.

Guess I'm still innocent...never heard of him. 03-shhhh

Just imagine Stan Van Gundy with slightly longer hair.

I always thought Gary Parrish looks like Ron Jeremy.
(01-31-2013 11:28 AM)uofmcamaro Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2013 11:19 AM)missjtiger Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-31-2013 01:03 AM)21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha Wrote: [ -> ]I had no idea who he was until I was in my forties. Shows you how innocent I was.

Guess I'm still innocent...never heard of him. 03-shhhh

Just imagine Stan Van Gundy with slightly longer hair.

and a huge...

...ummmm...

gut.
The last time I saw him was with Liv Wilder, a fine (from an internet movie perspective) Memphis gal....
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