What do two quarters at the bottom of a toilet and a BGSU cheerleader have in common?
Everyone sees them but no one picks them up.
How come BGSU football players won’t drive a foreign car?
They don’t think they’ll understand what’s said on the radio.
A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, “So, I bet you’re a BGSU fan.” The first man says enthusiastically, “Why yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks?” The second fellow says, “No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.”
How can you tell if an BGSU football player has a girlfriend?
Tobacco juice on both sides of the tractor.
How many BGSU football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. And they each get three credits in their engineering classes.
Coach Clawson comes into the locker room before practice and says to his star receiver, "You’re failing math. If you don’t want to become academically ineligible you’ll have to answer these math questions correctly." The star receiver agrees and Clawson asks him "What does 4 plus 4 equal?”
"Eleven” says the athlete. The rest of the team pleads, “give him another chance! give him another chance!”
Clawson then asks, "What does 2 plus 2 equal?" and the receiver says "Four". The rest of the team yells give him another chance! give him another chance!”
What do you get when you put 32 BGSU cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
BGSU football coach Dave Clawson asked the freshman walk-on hopeful if he could tackle.
The kid said, “Yes sir coach, I can tackle.”
The coach then asked, “Well, can you run?”
The kid said, “Yes sir coach, I can run very fast.”
Clawson then said, “Can you pass a football?”
The kid thought for a second and said, “Well coach, if I can swallow it I can probably pass it.”
If you are driving and see a BGSU football player riding a bicycle, why should you take great care in not hitting him?
It could be your bike.
You are stuck in a cave with an angry grizzly bear, a mountain lion and a BGSU fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the BGSU fan….twice.
What do you get if you see an BGSU fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand.
What do you call 20 BGSU fans laying on the lawn?
Fertilizer.
How do you get a BGSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push.
Why do BGSU football players put their diplomas on the dashboard?
So they can park in a handicapped spot.
Why do BGSU football players go to movies in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.
What do you call a genius sitting in the BGSU student section?
Visitor.
How did the BGSU football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
Did you hear about the BGSU kicker who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage?
He missed.
What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and BGSU footbal fans?
Puppies stop whining after 8 weeks.
Two BGSU football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, “Look, a dead bird.”
The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”