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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns?
Do they really think they will taste funny?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word Monosyllabic?
Why is La Llorona only heard in Mexico? Will Immigration Reform help her spread her haunting territory?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
It is said, that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
(07-15-2012 06:53 PM)randaddyminer Wrote: [ -> ]It is said, that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

And if said line passed through the DC area someone would cut in front of you and then flip you off. 03-pissed
(07-15-2012 06:39 PM)RUNVSFD MINER Wrote: [ -> ]Why are there 5 syllables in the word Monosyllabic?
I predict that RUN is/was an English Major. (NPR joke). Perhaps a liberal artist?
(07-15-2012 09:33 PM)roundsound Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-15-2012 06:39 PM)RUNVSFD MINER Wrote: [ -> ]Why are there 5 syllables in the word Monosyllabic?
I predict that RUN is/was an English Major. (NPR joke). Perhaps a liberal artist?

Nope, I'm a Finance and Financial Analytics person with a some Accounting. My middle/high school math and accounting teachers would pass out if they knew.
If I marry two midgets, is it still bigamy?
(07-17-2012 11:27 AM)zyxwvutsru Wrote: [ -> ]If I marry two midgets, is it still bigamy?

Maybe not....if you married them at the same time!
(07-17-2012 01:30 PM)Pyrizzo Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2012 11:27 AM)zyxwvutsru Wrote: [ -> ]If I marry two midgets, is it still bigamy?

Maybe not....if you married them at the same time!

... Or if you stack em up (they would mount to the level of one- 03-lmfao)
Why the heck do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

Jack Handey........ a UTEP Grad 04-rock
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”

Jack Handey
Are needles for lethal injections sterilized?
How come I can't find East Carolina on a map yet there is a school called that?
How come people don't hand me $5 when I ask them to give me a 5?
(07-17-2012 11:44 PM)Caltex2 Wrote: [ -> ]How come people don't hand me $5 when I ask them to give me a 5?

You're doing it all wrong. You need to ask Obama to take that person's $5 and then give you that person's $5. Come on, get with the program.
(07-17-2012 11:40 PM)Caltex2 Wrote: [ -> ]How come I can't find East Carolina on a map yet there is a school called that?

Because they are not part of the union
(07-17-2012 10:58 PM)Caltex2 Wrote: [ -> ]Why the heck do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why are drive thrus on the sides of restaurants and why are drive-ins outside?
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