That one has nothing to do with bigfoot, Sandman...
My bad I thought it was a Pig Foot.
It's not camel toe either...
(02-20-2012 05:30 PM)goodknightfl Wrote: [ -> ] (02-02-2012 10:42 AM)Wilkie01 Wrote: [ -> ]
Is that your wife??
Not since I quit drinking...
I don't remember her name. I call her plaintiff...
X This
Let's put this scenario in place. If X at Kentucky were to recruit the #1 ranked recruiting class again, and again X finds out there will be an investigation and impending sanctions. He in turn decides to take the HC job at another top program. He swears he isn't going anywhere but leaves town and does a press conference at the new school a couple days later. X announces that he is accepting the position of HC at said school.
And in the following days the recruits all announce they are going to go with the X coach to that new school. Do you think Kentucky will be gracious and tolerant? Or X decides to go to the NBA and all the recruits decide to go to another school. Again will they be calm, cool and collected?
In either case they will scream they have been raped by Bigfoot and it is the most horrendous crime ever perpetrated in the history of college sports. Threats, lawsuits, burning more couches, hangings. The carnage, the riots, dogs and cats living together!!! Bring in the National Guard!!! "We are Kentucky, we are pissed, somebody is going to pay." Maybe I am wrong and they will be perfectly humane and civil.
Not when they find out they have to give back the trophy, all the money, and take down the banner. And then they find out he took the SNOW CONE MACHINE!!!! Whoa!
Bigfoot is what results when Charlie Sheen mates with Janet Reno...