CSNbbs

A real woman is a Tiger Fan's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait........, Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.

Never mind.

+1

But can she be a big woman?

Or a big bottle...

She needs to be a woman.

Better be a big woman.

Susan; "Arthur, A real woman could make you stop drinking."

Arthur; "It'd have to be a real big woman"

A big woman , with a big bottle ( full of coarse ) .