for the biggest rivalry game of the year. Not that I'm unprepared if the sh!t should begin to fly, but I am a little surprised the BROwNCOwS haven't started their chest-beating antics, or is it just a case of the hoof not being able to reach the chest area?
We're in their heads, CE! They're afraid to rile us up.
(09-12-2011 06:37 PM)CMichFan Wrote: [ -> ]We're in their heads, CE! They're afraid to rile us up.
Sh!t, and I've got some good material, too!
Okay, then I will remain eerily quiet as well, until the first rodeo clown(s) come on here, then all bets are off. And, you know they'll come flying in, IF they win. We like to do our talking ON the field of play.
We are just too busy preparing for when all those Chimps come to town. You know, things like bringing in the lawn furniture, warning our kids not to talk to strangers (especially those wearing hats or shirts with the letters "CMU" and offering free candy) and of course....we are stocking up on air freshener. The latter point reminds me, please bath before you come to Kalamazoo, the last time you were here it took us weeks to get rid of smell!
(09-14-2011 10:50 PM)westernwilly Wrote: [ -> ]We are just too busy preparing for when all those Chimps come to town. You know, things like bringing in the lawn furniture, warning our kids not to talk to strangers (especially those wearing hats or shirts with the letters "CMU" and offering free candy) and of course....we are stocking up on air freshener. The latter point reminds me, please bath before you come to Kalamazoo, the last time you were here it took us weeks to get rid of smell!
Hey, don't strain yourself fishing your glass eye out of the toilet this weekend. Us CHImPS have sharper senses than BROwNCOwS, and can sense coming events, so don't become unnerved when you see a pack of CHImPs, wearing bibs, and smacking their lips at/as that new ho.....rsey of yours (named "nightMARE") attempts to enter the field!
(09-15-2011 09:17 AM)CHIPPEWA ENEMA Wrote: [ -> ] (09-14-2011 10:50 PM)westernwilly Wrote: [ -> ]We are just too busy preparing for when all those Chimps come to town. You know, things like bringing in the lawn furniture, warning our kids not to talk to strangers (especially those wearing hats or shirts with the letters "CMU" and offering free candy) and of course....we are stocking up on air freshener. The latter point reminds me, please bath before you come to Kalamazoo, the last time you were here it took us weeks to get rid of smell!
Hey, don't strain yourself fishing your glass eye out of the toilet this weekend. Us CHImPS have sharper senses than BROwNCOwS, and can sense coming events, so don't become unnerved when you see a pack of CHImPs, wearing bibs, and smacking their lips at that new ho.....rsey of yours (named "nightMARE") attempts to enter the field!
I have to admit, we were worried about that so we ordered truckloads of a certin food that we knew no CHImP would ever eat anything else if this item was available. That is right......try to hold back the drool, we got you
Pork Rinds!
Also, I have bad news for you. Once again the CMU Cultural Attache has failed to persuade WMU officials to dig trenches and install outhouses for the convenience of the visiting team. I understand that many of you do not have a lot of experience with indoor plumbing, but I assure you it is not as difficult as you may think. Thank you and good luck!
Pork rinds!? You mean, your women. Listen up, Cinderella-NOT-to-be!
When the first wave of blitzes come after Mr. Johnny Depp-with-down-syndrome (Carder), it may take a few days to find him again, but I'm sure with the assistance of cadaver-sniffing dogs, you'll locate bits and pieces of him............eventually.
Where did westernwilly go? Is he putting "willy" back in his western jeans so he doesn't violate probation conditions---again? Is he filling in as a stunt-double for Rosie O'Donnell's kunt? Oh, I know, he's checking the Yelp reviews for BROwNCOwS who blow closeted businessmen down by the tracks next to Where's Waldo Stadium.
Buckle up, muthapfhuckas! You know the CHImPS always come with a bag of tricks when they play the pantywasters. And the gluesticks always fall for them. CMU is going to clown you like an epileptic with a hair trigger lipstick dispenser! They will swallow you like a baby dinosaur. No chewing, just swallow, sh!t, and spit! In fact, with the waste residue, we'll make a new toy for all the children in Kalamacrapity. It's call, "Sh!t & Spin!"
See, this is the thing about BROwNCOwS! Rarely, will they come on here and at least challenge me, and kudos to westernwilly, for at least trying. They sit in the corner of the room, listening to their knees knocking, and voraciously pet their lap poodles, because they're so afraid of making a mistake! Conversely, IF they win, they will fly in here like the monkeys from the Wizard of Oz! Poodle-puzzies, all of 'em!
(09-16-2011 03:11 PM)niu66 Wrote: [ -> ]http://collegeinjuryreport.com/college-f...n-michigan
They have a few players on the offensive side out, so hopefully that helps CMU
Thanks, we'll need all the help we can get with Anus Enos as our coach. Good luck against the BadGirls. If you win, I'll send you a t-shirt that reads: "Teach Me How To Phfucky Bucky!"
Our 3 starting interior lineman being out will hurt, but hopefully their replacements have found some footing over the first 2 weeks.
This should have been a 10:00 kickoff. Need to put the coffee down.
(09-17-2011 09:02 AM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote: [ -> ]Our 3 starting interior lineman being out will hurt, but hopefully their replacements have found some footing over the first 2 weeks.
This should have been a 10:00 kickoff. Need to put the coffee down.
Coffee? I'm on my third bloody-Mary (in the glass, not silk sheets).
I may be drinking myself soon, CE. WMU really wants this game, and we just look discombobulated. Maybe it's the fact that we're so young, but no one is stepping on on offense or defense to really display any kind of leadership right now.
I've already emailed President Ross to intervene. Nothing has changed. Enos must go! He has no future (anywhere).
